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So you want to take your religious right to the next level and really, truly, have the lord in you? Well the folks at Divine Interventions have just what you are looking for. From the Jackhammer Jesus to the Bible Thumper, and my favourite, the Grim Reaper. Made of what they claim is the highest quality silicone, their lovely items come in a multitude of colours for what strikes your mood, and particular desire.

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The Vajankle masturbator.

So, yet again, it appears that folks will fuck just about anything with a hole that looks like a pussy and then again things that don’t look like a pussy. I’ve heard a lot of fun crazy shit that’s put a smile on my face and some that have elicited a good head shake, but I’m not here to judge!

If your a foot fetishist then maybe this one is for you! The folks at VICE have written quite an interesting little ditty on that one.

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So you think you are a tough mutherfucker ready to fight at a moments notice cause you da man? Well let men show you! These guys have it figured and serve up a healthy heaping of best self defence techniques I have ever seen. Even the most macho of men wouldn’t want to get in the ring with these dudes! No sir-ree and since it is Wacky Wednesday well they are wacky all right!

Gotta love em!!
OOXX

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Ok I have to admit, I love vagina as well, and sure as shit I’ve seen a lot of them, given where I work, and my own explorative personal life. However, let me tell you, there is none that look alike, unless of course the cosmetic surgeon down the way is offering a two for one deal on labial revisions, and even then they don’t look alike. (more…)

A vibrator filled with the ashes of a loved one long since deceased? Hmm the jury is still out for me, I think thoughts of folks running around with vials of blood from loved ones, or like the Victorians did, make jewelry out of a loved one’s hair. The times they are a changing and I am not here to judge it, just along for the ride.

Have a read!

April 28, 2015 first seen on Geekologie.com

“21 grams (a reference to the notion that the human soul weighs 21 grams) is a project created by artist Mark Sturkenboom that immortalizes your deceased husband’s ashes in a “memory box”, so you can still have an intimate night with him even after he’s long gone. The box contains a glass vibrator with the deceased’s ashes, speakers to play “your” music, an atomizer of his cologne, and a place for a ring he gave you. (more…)

So for those of you out there willing to find and use almost anything to stuff in one your eager orifices, and you who you are, have I got one for you!

The Dildo Maker!

Although it only really does a keen job of polishing a knob on the end of whatever you stick into it after giving a turn of the crank, the lumps and bumps are still left on the remainder of the shaft, left to your own devices so to speak. It appears to be only a concept, but a fun one to say the least. (more…)

I love big boobs, big bouncy sexy boobies, and yes when they are on display it’s easy to get distracted by those sexy orbs! A great solution by the makers Janae to keep you focused are available in a multitude of shapes and colours and sizes to meet the demanding needs of the women of the world on the go! Have a look you’ll be more than impressed!!

https://youtu.be/0fcLFxecpvY

Since we are on booby appreciation, here’s one to make your hump day and little more exciting! NSFW (maybe)

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Common geometry surrounds us everywhere we look in the form and shapes of squares, rectangles, circles, octagons, and the “triangle”. These shapes are the basis structures for a lot of common design, not only from the obvious of buildings and cars, but to faces, body types, hair styles, clothes, plants, and the list, is endless. All you have to do is look a little more closely and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Having art education, I can tell that when I comes to figure drawing, you are trained to begin drawing the body using squares, rectangles, circles, and triangles, and build the body drawing from those most basic shapes. It was, and is a great tool for helping when the beginner, or the most advanced artist finds themselves at roadblock when creating the next latest and greatest masterpiece. (more…)

I have my fair share of dolls, and stuffed toys, but I am a sucker for the real thing, real bodies of the human kind. I completely understand the therapeutic benefits of these dolls and totally support that and make no judgements. Technology is becoming so advanced, so intricate, and seriously sexy! Have a look of at these dolls and I think you’ll agree. For me I think these are just a step in the evolution of  real live acting and possibly thinking beings. Just my thoughts and hopefully you’ll have your own.

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Just when you thought art couldn’t get any better, ART, just keeps on getting better. For that little something extra for the asshole in your life is this lovely piece of poop, albeit steam free. Coiled up like the view many of you get when you turn back for that wipe and quick glance into the bowl of your own piece of art that many tend to brag about to friends, family, and loved ones. On the flip side, I can think of delivering this lovely golden coil to those most deserving, a lovely reminder of the truly golden piece of shit they are! That is however, the way I am interpreting this lovely piece of art. After all, art truly is in the eye of the beholder! 🙂

For more fun and thought provoking pieces have a gander at what the folks at The Plaid Zebra have “compiled for you. Truly inspiring!