You’re not going to believe where I found these lovely little gems on my trips round the net, or maybe you will, since I did find a maker of some lovely glass dildos there.
Of all places ETSY!!
Yes the do it yourself artisan site for makers of well, all kinds of things!
The artist Jenny Cooper
a self styled Goth, not only makes items for the uber Gothic Dollhouse, but the down and dirty sexy toy dungeon. (more…)
Billed as;
Heel, toe, 1-2-3! Kaylani’s Foot Fetish Masturbator is a deliciously kinky toy.
A velveteen pussy in the sole of the petite foot provides an incredibly lifelike sensation, with textured shaft.
Finished with toes with ruby red nails.
Ok WTF!
As a person that revels in the bizarre, there are quite a few things out there I find just stupid and useless, designed, for lack of better terminology, to suck the money out of some of those dumb-assed idiots out there in sex-toy porn land! (more…)
Things get wilder and wilder, and somewhat objectified, but hey, I get it in the world of adult novelties because pretty much anything can be used as a “hole” so why not brand it, and sell it?
Well here you have it, the Twerking Butt from Porn Hubb. It twerks, it warms, it massages, it vibrates, and it activates. It has a multitude of vibration patterns, feels “real,” it’s even programmable with your favourite tablet or mobile phone, and even has 3D glasses for viewing of pre programmed movies for an even more real experience. Be sure to skip on over to the website for a more in-depth look, you’ll be sure to be amazed!
Be forewarned, the manufacturers have recently come out with a warning that it does overheat, and unlike a blowdryer that stays shut off for a period of time while it cools down, the Twerking Butt, is recommended that you turn it off to cool for a period of time. However you can turn it right back on again, because the kill switch, well, THERE IS NO KILL SWITCH! (more…)
Ok so here is a little fun video helping to break down the typical stereotypes of what the jaded or plain old dumb think a typical vagina looks like. The comparison between porn and real world is interesting to say the least and the video does go on to describe a few other things. What it doesn’t talk about when it comes to porn is the back ground prep of douching, waxing, cleaning, lubing, the stop and start, and the fact that a lot of performers and women in the real world are opting for cosmetic procedures to make their pussy more aesthetically pleasing to themselves and others. That’s only the tip of the iceberg. (more…)
Ok I just love the name of this product, sounds like something out one of my favourite films, Barbarella where she has crashed landed on the 16th planet of Tau Ceti.
Not an actual product, but a design that was requested or rather an invitation for a design exhibition submitted by Dominic Wilcox I give you the Orgasmatron 3000.
“This Leather clad washing machine and saddle aims to bring the fun back to housework.
Instructions: After turning the dial to the required setting, press the ‘on’ button and climb into the saddle with your legs at the front of the machine.” (more…)
Well folks, here you have it the SQUILDO! For hard core fans of Tentacle Erotica, as described by Wikipedia;
“A type of pornography most commonly found in Japan which integrates traditional pornography with elements of bestiality and a fantasy, horror, or science-fiction theme. Tentacle rape or shokushu goukan (触手強姦?) is found in some horror or hentai titles, with tentacled creatures (usually fictional monsters) having sexual intercourse with predominantly female characters. Tentacle erotica can be consensual, but frequently contains elements of rape. (more…)
Yes for many of us we have a fixation on aliens and all things other worldly from outer space. We have art, movies, stories fact or fiction, themes, and industrial design out the yin-yang, so it goes without saying that it was just a matter of time that the fixation on things sexual with aliens would rear it’s colourful head.
Depictions in art, in all forms and mediums, furniture, costume, and hot hot erotica. Well now you have it in the form of an egg laying dildo. I am not sure where this lovely one comes from but I have a funny feeling it comes from my favourite freaky assed designers at Bad Dragon, where you’ll find just about anything that tickles your fancy, both inside and out, up and down, and round about. (more…)
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot? Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you throw ’em o’er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
We all know the song, and yes, I must say I am great big fan of balls!!! I LOVE EM! For those that don’t, well I only have a few things to say and it’s short and sweet.
YOU’RE FUCKED!!
Like the rest of the world things just keep on getting more and more bizarre in the world of sextoys. I am not sure if it is boredom or just truly the thrill seekers wanting newer and “better” items to stick in their orifices, or put their dicks into. I do see a lot of wacky things, and well, have done a lot of wacky things. I am not here to judge, if I did, I wouldn’t be doing some of the things I do in my life, such as advocacy and activism.
However the folks at www.cracked.com have come up with a humorous article detailing a few items up for grabs through some of the site I myself shop at.
Have a look, and you be the judges, I’ve even linked the photos to the home site for my dirty fun pictures of these lovelies! You just may find yourself stumped, and as I like to say when lecturing,
Listen, learn, and maybe laugh a little. I do!
Artificial Intelligence is making waves and progressing in leaps and bounds. All you have to do is look at your cell phones and the auto correct function that those devices have, sometimes correcting into the wrong phrases. Ok so they are not so smart. but they make for some pretty funny stuff!
Computers, electronics, cars, all things electric are coming with sensors all over the place to make humanity safer, even programmable so we don’t have to do the work ourselves, for those lazy fucks out there. Now with the waters being tested with robots, actually for quite some time, with great examples by SONY, Toyota, and many other companies it won’t be long before we find ourselves talking back to humanoid looking automatons.
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