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Cute and almost cuddly in pretty pastel colours! Now who wouldn’t want a set of these from the folks at The Sinclair Institute? These little cuties fit onto the tip of your finger for easy control and easy insertion. Made of 100% medical grade silicone they are phthalate free, non-porous and ultra hygienic. They are easy to clean with mild soap and water, boiled, or placed on the top rack of your dishwasher; although the 2 latter options are a little aggressive in my opinion as a method of cleaning. For a completely different approach serve hot, heated under hot water, or chilled over ice for intensive sensory enhancement. These babies are ideal for the beginner players wishing to explore the backdoor entry for a new kind of intimacy. Don’t let the size fool you, although they are petite, first time adventurers may not enjoy the road ahead, so if this is uncharted territory take your time and explore every nook and cranny. A word of caution as with most silicone aids, use water based lubricants to prolong the life of your sweet little babies. They are just so cute you can’t afford to pass them up!

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In singles or cartons of six Tenga has the introductory masturbator for men. Billed as disposable and myself as a fan of reduce, re-use, this product challenges that ethic. A price point that is undisputed, it gets even the most experienced curious. Hard not to when you are literally looking at a carton of “eggs” six in each. That’s right, twelve in total, 6 from the COLOURS PACK, and 6 from the latest, the HARD BOILED. There’s even a LOVERS EGG neatly encased in a mat black wrap with cute little pink hearts on it for a lovers night in! Oh and my favourite, the Keith Haring art finish, a promotion of better ,safer sex everywhere! Each egg is with it’s own uniquely textured interior. Simply crack the eggshell thin plastic cover & peel the inner membrane from it’s shell. Made of “membrane thin” silicone, it comes with a one use sachet of water based lube inside a keeper tube inserted into the centre of the membrane. Open, apply the lube to your member and work the super stretchy skin over YOUR membrane, working it up and down at the fevered pitch of your choice for a climactic finish! Easy to use, easy to clean, just throw it out after use, and therein lies my problem, a lot of plastic, a lot of silicone, a lot of waste. If careful you can wash, rinse, repeat. Any woman who wears hosiery knows this from gently hand washing their delicates and hanging them out to dry. Ladies already one step ahead of the boys are flipping these yolk free lovelies inside out and over their favourite toy. You go girl! Use only water based lubricant! Unless, your up for a fast meltdown with silicone lube for some freaky fun! Give it a try!

Manufacturers are hot on the heels of the rechargeable wave, and I for one say, “why not ride it?” JeJoue is one of those companies, and I must admit were a bit slow out of the gate, but have certainly made up for lost time. They recently released a few new goodies and this one has me entranced, the JeJoue Mimi! In the shape of a flattened egg it is coated in my favourite velvety smooth finish of 100% FDA approved body safe silicone. Ultra light weight , whisper quiet, it boasts 5 vibration patterns with intensities from mild to wild giving the user endless possibilities for a stellar photo finish! Can’t argue with that! This little devil charges through a magnetic connection making it 100% waterproof and resistant. With four colours to choose from starting with luscious purple, then deep juicy pink, light candy lickable pink, and our die hard black it’s no wonder users are impressed. A  full charge offers 2 hours of pleasure after an equal charge time. Packaged ever so artfully with (more…)

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Originally Released; Sep 09, 2012

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This little guy is what I touched on in my previous review on the Soraya and is the new improved version of  Lelo‘s best selling rechargeable rabbit-style design. This little lovely comes in luscious purple, moss green, and a tasty yellowy orange. It has a velvety smooth silicone and toxin free plastic exterior ergonomically designed for your distinct and unique physical attributes. The INA™ 2 boasts 100% stronger vibrations from dual motors, that can oscillate if the setting is right, across eight different patterns, and yet again endless intensities. They’ve widened the stem and extended it for even deeper G-spot stimulation at 200cm, keeping the flexible finger hot on the job of clitoral stimulation with a stronger curve inward and down.They boast of it being waterproof, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that especially for you heavy players in the shower, tub, or hell, jacuzzi! Given that the 4 button control area doesn’t appear to be water tight around their edges and the adaptor cover can rip off easily if your hard at it ;-). I would however say that is water resistant . Just saying. It is whisper quiet and also comes with the id pin, travel/storage pouch and country specific adaptor. There is a 2 hour usage time and a 90 day standby time. As with all LELO products, INA™ 2 arrives in a stylish gift box with a full 1-Year Warranty and 10-Year Quality Guarantee. Not bad huh?

This little guy packs some serious punch! From the designers at Lelo this beautifully designed and lovely looking toy may be what you are looking for! Let’s start from the outside and work our way in. Soraya’s exterior is a combination covering of smooth velvety silicone and toxin free plastic available in vibrant pink, luscious purple, and for you die hard traditionalists, black!  It is a rechargeable pleasure toy and as such comes with a country-specific adaptor for easy and rapid charging with 4 hours of charge for your pleasure and a 90 day standby time. This baby is waterproof to accompany you into the shower or bath, and you’ll never have to worry about your favourite lube, lotion, or potion getting inside. It has an easy grip handle for full control and a 3 button interface for 8 different vibration patterns and endless intensities offered up through the dual action motors. One in the fixed full length for internal or external stimulation, and the flexible stimulator for clitoral sensation. It has an ABS core and delivers a whisper quiet ride. Provided is a satin storage pouch for those on the go and storage, an adaptor and INSIGNIA brooch for easy identification to the Lelo club! Did I mention a full 1-year warranty? Well there is, and I must say it is nice to see companies standing behind their products as they should, especially when it comes to items of a higher end product. The only downside I can see is the length at 220 cm which can be somewhat long especially if you are a petite little thing looking for quality. However in that case then I would recommend the Ina 2 which i’ll talk about in my next review. So plug it in, charge it up, and ride!!