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Tidbits; The Burning Realities; Allergies To Your Sextoys, Lotions, & Potions

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So you think your some sort of super hero able to take on any and all things that come your way? Guess again! you might think you are strong and virile healthy as a horse, but the burning reality is that we are all becoming increasingly sensitive to all sorts of things. From food, to scents, lotions, potions, lubes. Cosmetics, clothes, fabrics, fibres and skins, right down to your darling sex toys! Allergic sensitivities are popping all over the place, environmental allergies, compound allergies, chemical allergies, household dust, mould, and dirt.

In the quest to get products to the masses at alarming rates that would rival the speed of light, companies will do almost whatever it takes to produce, market, ship and sell it! How do they do that you may find yourself asking? (more…)

Tidbits; The Price Of A Good Sextoy

The Price Of a Good Sextoy

So you find yourself staring at the waves of colour on the shelves at your local sex shop and your starting to feel, to say the least, OVERWHELMED!? Let’s be honest here you do! Not only do you have colour to choose from, there’s the shapes and sizes, the multitude of functions, and almost every action under the sun to think about.

It’s a daunting task making the right decision to buy that perfect “toy” for your adult play, but never the less an executive decision that must be made. Settling on something that is uniquely right for you doesn’t come easy and sometimes certainly not cheap. Prices generally start at $9.95, and for the top-of-the-line, $300 plus.

Generally the lower priced items come with minimal actions, speeds, functions, and movements, but with the (more…)

As Seen In: ZoomerSingles, Naughty But Nice Is Never Taboo: Hottest Five Trends In Sex

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Originally Printed in ZoomerSingles.
by; April Lewis aka Lovingly Arrogant
As you may recall in my recent letter to Santa, I said I would rather be naughty than nice. Luckily, I found a way to be both.
I headed to the Taboo…Naughty but Nice Sex Show to check out the latest in Boomer carnal pleasures.
One Saturday night not too long ago I headed downtown to the Taboo…Naughty but Nice Sex Show to check out the latest in Boomer carnal pleasures. The show advertises (more…)

Reviews; ZoloCups

ZoloCupsZoloCups the latest in masturbation aids for men from Zolocup. These sleekly designed items come in 7 different brightly coloured packages, boasting 7 different interiors for whatever mood strikes your fancy. Beginning with the “Original” you then have the “Fire”, “Backdoor”, “Personal Trainer”, “Glide”, “The Girlfriend” and the ever popular “Deep Throat”. They’ve even included cute little illustrations to match the name of each one. To use, just tear along the dotted lines, remove the cap on one end,  peel off the sticker on the other to regulate the suction for your desired level of tightness, and insert as deep as you can go. Just like rival Tenga, these are a short lifespan item, but with tender loving care they can be used again and again, billed with “realistic feel, intense sensations, ultimate pleasure, life like canal, great for travel.” Ingredients already supplied in each is a mix of purified water, glycerin, propylene glycol, and hyaluronic (more…)

Tidbits: Plastic Plastic Plastic

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Did you know that plastic first originated in 1600 BC? Ok well maybe not the plastic we know and have become so accustomed to today, but it was the Mesoamericans that first used rubber for balls, bands, and figurines. Jump forward a few hundred years and we were treating milk proteins with lye creating a hardened substance not unlike horns on a bull. In the 1800‘s Charles Goodyear, yes of Goodyear tires discovered the technique of vulcanization solidifying items derived from natural rubber setting the wheels in motion for the development of what we now know today as plastic. (more…)

Reviews; Silicone Explorers

anal explorer setCute and almost cuddly in pretty pastel colours! Now who wouldn’t want a set of these from the folks at The Sinclair Institute? These little cuties fit onto the tip of your finger for easy control and easy insertion. Made of 100% medical grade silicone they are phthalate free, non-porous and ultra hygienic. They are easy to clean with mild soap and water, boiled, or placed on the top rack of your dishwasher; although the 2 latter options are a little aggressive in my opinion as a method of cleaning. For a completely different approach serve hot, heated under hot water, or chilled over ice for intensive sensory enhancement. These babies are ideal for the beginner players wishing to explore the backdoor entry for a new kind of intimacy. Don’t let the size fool you, although they are petite, first time adventurers may not enjoy the road ahead, so if this is uncharted territory take your time and explore every nook and cranny. A word of caution as with most silicone aids, use water based lubricants to prolong the life of your sweet little babies. They are just so cute you can’t afford to pass them up!

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Tidbits; Sextoys or Therapeutical Aids?

lilsisjul11-3How did these lovely devices we have come to cherish so much come to be called “sextoys”? To be honest I am not to sure since I can’t seem to find the information, but I am sure it has some funky origins within the latin language.

To start Wikipedia defines it as such;

A sex toy is an object or device that is primarily used to facilitate human sexual pleasure, such as a dildo or vibrator. Many popular sex toys are designed to resemble human genitals and may be vibrating or non-vibrating. (more…)

Reviews; JeJoue Mimi

167. Mimi by JeJoueManufacturers are hot on the heels of the rechargeable wave, and I for one say, “why not ride it?” JeJoue is one of those companies, and I must admit were a bit slow out of the gate, but have certainly made up for lost time. They recently released a few new goodies and this one has me entranced, the JeJoue Mimi! In the shape of a flattened egg it is coated in my favourite velvety smooth finish of 100% FDA approved body safe silicone. Ultra light weight , whisper quiet, it boasts 5 vibration patterns with intensities from mild to wild giving the user endless possibilities for a stellar photo finish! Can’t argue with that! This little devil charges through a magnetic connection making it 100% waterproof and resistant. With four colours to choose from starting with luscious purple, then deep juicy pink, light candy lickable pink, and our die hard black it’s no wonder users are impressed. A  full charge offers 2 hours of pleasure after an equal charge time. Packaged ever so artfully with (more…)

Reviews; We-Vibe 3

6.We-Vibe 3Now for something completely different! A couple’s toy or as I like to say, therapeutical aid! The We-Vibe 3 a Canadian design out of Ottawa, our nations capital. So proud so proud! Worn during intercourse the We-Vibe 3 boasts more power over it’s two predecessors, is 1oo% waterproof that charges transdermally while cradled in it’s base. Made of medical grade silicone, it’s 100% lead-free, and is phthalate-free. It’s coating is a slick finish designed to stay in place with a series of ridges on each node or bulb; the internal bulb for G-spot stimulation and the external bulb for clitoral stimulation. With 6 vibration modes, not only does the wearer feel the sensation, but your partner during penetration, giving you the wearer, an extra added  boost with each and every thrust for maximum stimulation.
All from 2 whisper quiet motors. Available in 3 distinct colours, deep ruby, luscious purple, and jewel like teal you’ll be impressed to know that it meets all European standards for recycling and is produced in a carbon neutral manufacturing and distribution process. Providing up to 2 hours of play on a single charge your only limited by your own imagination, so I encourage you to think outside of the box and get down to it. Hey you can even use solo and control it the whole time with a lovely palm friendly remote control with a distance of 3 meters! Keep in mind that a water based lubricant is all that works with this beauty, silicone lube does not play nice with it. Are you game?

Reviews; Fashionistas Bunny Tail Plug

40. Fashionista Bunny PlugUp for a little bunny play? Have I got the start for you! A glass butt plug of elegant design with a plume of white feathers on the end making you the sexiest,cutest, little “carrot” nibbler in the warren! The tapered tip allows for easy insertion for cos-players wishing to go that extra step making it a comfortable wear for long periods. This also come in a large size plug, but I recommend you be relaxed enough to insert with ease as I would with anyone wishing to add a dash of anal decoration with this line of super chic fetish butt plugs. It’s part of the Fashionista approach to life and love… where pain meets pleasure, and orgasmic bliss is just a sting away. Hoppity hoppity hop!