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Like the rest of the world things just keep on getting more and more bizarre in the world of sextoys. I am not sure if it is boredom or just truly the thrill seekers wanting newer and “better” items to stick in their orifices, or put their dicks into. I do see a lot of wacky things, and well, have done a lot of wacky things. I am not here to judge, if I did, I wouldn’t be doing some of the things I do in my life, such as advocacy and activism.

However the folks at www.cracked.com have come up with a humorous article detailing a few items up for grabs through some of the site I myself shop at.

Have a look, and you be the judges, I’ve even linked the photos to the home site for my dirty fun pictures of these lovelies! You just may find yourself stumped, and as I like to say when lecturing,

Listen, learn, and maybe laugh a little. I do!

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So you want to take your religious right to the next level and really, truly, have the lord in you? Well the folks at Divine Interventions have just what you are looking for. From the Jackhammer Jesus to the Bible Thumper, and my favourite, the Grim Reaper. Made of what they claim is the highest quality silicone, their lovely items come in a multitude of colours for what strikes your mood, and particular desire.

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The Vajankle masturbator.

So, yet again, it appears that folks will fuck just about anything with a hole that looks like a pussy and then again things that don’t look like a pussy. I’ve heard a lot of fun crazy shit that’s put a smile on my face and some that have elicited a good head shake, but I’m not here to judge!

If your a foot fetishist then maybe this one is for you! The folks at VICE have written quite an interesting little ditty on that one.

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According to WIRED, “the dildo still towers over the competition when it comes to sales. At erotic shop Adam & Eve, which sells 2 million–plus sex toys a year, 14 of the top 25 are penis-shaped (more or less).”

That having been said, items that are somewhat far removed from the ergonomic/organic shapes we as humans prefer, should be somewhat of an indicator to all those out on the shop. Just because it looks funky, and the salesperson is good at their job for pulling the wool over your eyes, doesn’t mean it is right for you! My suggestion is to follow your gut feeling or go with what your original intention was when you set out to make that purchase if you’re unsure.

Speaking from experience, there is a lot of complete CRAP out there and a good portion of manufacturers think they can design, create, and sell to unsuspecting consumers, because to be honest, THEY THINK WE’RE ALL STUPID!

Be aware, and beware, when it comes to buying your next orifice filling item it may not be for you and most places won’t take it back once you’ve used it.

A sexy looking device made of 100% silicone and phthalate free plastic. The Delight is a rechargeable toy that employs the “click and charge” method to power up the onboard batteries. Simply put it is a magnet that attaches to the stainless steel points that are negatively and positively charged to make for a proper connection each time when charging. The sleek and curvy shape makes for efficient control whether your left or right handed and has a control pad that faces the user while in use with one finger control. The control pad is located at the top of the “royal curl” that is not only the grip, but allows for a gentle rocking motion with the index finger of either hand inserted through the opening. This most definitely makes it attractive for those with restricted use of their hands.

The shape consists of a vibrating tip for G-spot action and what I like to call, the “clitoral node” for simultaneous stimulation. (more…)