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REVIEW; of the AixiASIA 7 Vibration Modes Double Cock Ring Prostate Vibrator

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REVIEW of the AixiASIA 7 vibration modes double cock ring prostate vibrator.

I love doing reviews of adult toys, and I’ve done many! When I was offered the chance from bestvibe.com to look over their product line and choose an item to test and review, I jumped at the chance.

Not knowing what to expect, I looked the classy, clean website over and settled on the extremely reasonably priced item titled, “7 Vibration Modes Double Cock Ring Prostate Vibrator”. Personally I truly don’t think men get enough attention when it comes to toys for them, so I thought that would be the right choice for my partner and I to give a try.

At $30.99USD I didn’t think I would be greedy and go with the higher priced ticket items for my “first time”. This suited my modest needs, and after all was said and done, a discreetly packaged item arrived within the week. Rather fast I thought.

Pretty in Pink Package

I’m not sure if that would appeal to a man’s aesthetic, but maybe the whim’s of his Domina.

Eager to open and see, the product packaging surprised me. It’s packed in a light pastel pink box with silver embossing on the front of what looks like a sperm amongst billowy reeds. Discreet for sure, but I’m not sure if that would appeal to a man’s aesthetic, but maybe the whim’s of his Domina? On the box there is no product name, but a detailed description on the back of the box that illustrates its safety clean, quiet at 30-40bd, USB rechargeable with deep vibration, and of medical grade silicone.

It has the care instructions listed (with a few grammatical errors), the usual warnings, and standard environmental symbols. The colour choices appear as fuchsia, purple, black, and blue. 

Eager to get at it, I plugged it in using the USB cable and let it charge for the 2 hours it suggests within the detailed instruction pamphlet. Instructions so detailed they include the product specs, how to charge, a “use diagram”, and cleaning instructions, all in several languages.

Once charged, all you have to do is push and hold the on button on the bottom of the prostate piece surrounded by the red ring until the blue highlight comes on, and voila, you’re good to go. The remote, comes already charged, with assurances you won’t have to charge the ring in future. It’s a velvety smooth finished silicone with no rough seams. The ring is easy to hold, and has a pause button along with the control for changing the vibrations.

Inserts super easy, with the right lube, and sits in place perfectly.

The independent cock and ball rings are very stretchy, and durable! Easy to stretch over the shaft and feed the balls through. It inserts super easy, with the right lube, and sits in place perfectly. 

Next up was trying the remote close up, and from a distance. It works, and very well! We got to a distance of 5 metres with it still working, and the remote in full control! My place isn’t that big, but I didn’t care, because it still worked from one room, and myself in the other with the remote.

Even during our activity, I could feel the low rumble, and it was great, even when I switched it up to toggle through all 7 vibration modes!

The website even offers 100% Discreet Shipping & Safe & Secure Shopping Guarantee. A full refund if you don’t receive your order. A full or partial refund, if the item is not as described when in receipt, and hassle free returns on all defective products sent out.

Honestly, I give this a 9, and only because of the spelling mistake and pink box (I’m a stickler). 

Hell though, I highly recommend it, and for the price? You can’t go wrong!

Give it a go and get yours here.

Fleshlight’s Freak Series and Zombie Dildo’s Just in Time For Hallowe’en and Beyond

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Since Halloween is just around the corner, my favourite time of the year, I thought it would be the ideal post to celebrate All Hallow’s Eve in sexy wacky style. Let me remind you that Wacky Wednesday was created to showcase all things wacky in the world of sex toys, and we know there is a lot. However Wacky Wednesday has also grown to include the “wild and wondrous” of the internet, showcasing creations I find in my travels in cyber land, in case you were wondering.

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As a sex toy reviewer, why not? After all it is halloween and people don’t stop fucking just cause they are handing out candy do they? I only hope they are not doing both at the same time!

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Wacky Wednesday: Total Satisfaction Another Sextoy Gone bad

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Here you have it, another lovely from the garbage bin of old toys gone bad, that somehow find their way mysteriously onto store shelves when responsible, ethical employees have their backs turned!

The “Total Satisfaction” by Mandy Mystery, whoever the fuck she is, a dual stimulator out of Germany. I am assuming from Germany as I read the German which describes it as being able to be used both vaginale und anale for those who love to be stimulated much like you would holding a six pack of beer in the cardboard box.Total satisfaction vaginal und anale2

Speaking of box, the packaging is so faded, dusty and little crunched on the one corner that carries through to back side of the box that reveals an exciting picture, complete with a “magnified” area of her nether regions and a somewhat shitty attempt at German English translation in multiple captions.

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Wacky Wednesday: The Titty Fuck-Her Sextoys Gone Bad

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As much as the packaging of this “lovely” item tries to make it look like a worthwhile product with it’s glossy exterior, and quite frankly, beautiful box, the picture smacks you right in the face.

Pipe dream’s Titty Fuck-Her, the masturbator in the shape of tits and a pussy positioned, smack dab, right between them. Can we say somewhat misogynistic with a dash of objectification?

Made of “fanta-flesh” which is actually TPR (Thermo-Plastic-Rubber): billed as the most lifelike material that mimics the look and feel of real human skin, it warms to the touch during use, is waterproof, light weight, super stretchy and soft.

In the box you get a bottle of “moist” lube, cleaner, a bottle revive to bring back to life the fanta flesh, and a bullet with a remote control.Titty Fuck-Her2

However, I still couldn’t stop laughing at the picture on the box, and couldn’t believe that such a product design actually existed!!! Please don’t tell me a woman came up with this design? So, I let my curiosity get the better of me and had to take a look inside. Curiosity that should’ve killed this cat! LMAO! (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Bonnie Rotton Mega Masturbator

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Misogynistic at it’s best! Feature this lovely one that leaves me wondering who the hell comes up with these designs? Ok I get the idea of masturbators, and the crazy array of designs out there, which for the most part I find seriously fun, and humorous, but like I’ve said before many leave me scratching my head in disbelief trying not to formulate an opinion. This one, I have to say, is seriously fucked! I don’t know how else to describe it.bonnie rotton

Here is how Sexcitable describes this lovely piece of work; (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Kaylani’s Wicked Foot Masturbator With XXX DVD

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Billed as;

Heel, toe, 1-2-3! Kaylani’s Foot Fetish Masturbator is a deliciously kinky toy.

A velveteen pussy in the sole of the petite foot provides an incredibly lifelike sensation, with textured shaft.

Finished with toes with ruby red nails.

Ok WTF!

As a person that revels in the bizarre, there are quite a few things out there I find just stupid and useless, designed, for lack of better terminology, to suck the money out of some of those dumb-assed idiots out there in sex-toy porn land! (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Twerking Butt

Things get wilder and wilder, and somewhat objectified, but hey, I get it in the world of adult novelties because pretty much anything can be used as a “hole” so why not brand it, and sell it?

Well here you have it, the Twerking Butt from Porn Hubb. It twerks, it warms, it massages, it vibrates, and it activates. It has a multitude of vibration patterns, feels “real,” it’s even programmable with your favourite tablet or mobile phone, and even has 3D glasses for viewing of pre programmed movies for an even more real experience. Be sure to skip on over to the website for a more in-depth look, you’ll be sure to be amazed!

Be forewarned, the manufacturers have recently come out with a warning that it does overheat, and unlike a blowdryer that stays shut off for a period of time while it cools down, the Twerking Butt, is recommended that you turn it off to cool for a period of time. However you can turn it right back on again, because the kill switch, well, THERE IS NO KILL SWITCH! (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Orgasmatron 3000

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Ok I just love the name of this product, sounds like something out one of my favourite films, Barbarella where she has crashed landed on the 16th planet of Tau Ceti.ww top orgasmatron 3000

Not an actual product, but a design that was requested or rather an invitation for a design exhibition submitted by Dominic Wilcox I give you the Orgasmatron 3000.

“This Leather clad washing machine and saddle aims to bring the fun back to housework.

Instructions: After turning the dial to the required setting, press the ‘on’ button and climb into the saddle with your legs at the front of the machine.” (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Squildo

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Well folks, here you have it the SQUILDO! For hard core fans of Tentacle Erotica, as described by Wikipedia;

“A type of pornography most commonly found in Japan which integrates traditional pornography with elements of bestiality and a fantasy, horror, or science-fiction theme. Tentacle rape or shokushu goukan (触手強姦?) is found in some horror or hentai titles, with tentacled creatures (usually fictional monsters) having sexual intercourse with predominantly female characters. Tentacle erotica can be consensual, but frequently contains elements of rape. (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Alien Egg Laying Sex Dildo

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Yes for many of us we have a fixation on aliens and all things other worldly from outer space. We have art, movies, stories fact or fiction, themes, and industrial design out the yin-yang, so it goes without saying that it was just a matter of time that the fixation on things sexual with aliens would rear it’s colourful head.

Depictions in art, in all forms and mediums, furniture, costume, and hot hot erotica. Well now you have it in the form of an egg laying dildo. I am not sure where this lovely one comes from but I have a funny feeling it comes from my favourite freaky assed designers at Bad Dragon, where you’ll find just about anything that tickles your fancy, both inside and out, up and down, and round about. (more…)