Love is back, so say the folks at Evolved and I tend to agree. The “All on Red” from the Roulette Edition is a dial up for intensity that starts off as a low hum to a high frequency roar guaranteed to deliver satisfaction for those who know what they want without all the fuss of multiple speeds and settings! Get down to it I say without any stops in between. The power comes from 2 AA batteries for a super powerful ride. Twist off the base insert your batteries and twist closed, it’s that easy. With their sleek designs, odourless body safe silicones, and phthalate free latex, the Roulette Collection is billed as 100% waterproof, although I wouldn’t go so far as to say that, but I’ll let you be the judge. All in the line come with soft, flexible, pliable shafts and tips to get those hard to reach places. These come neatly packed in their own decorative tin for travel abroad and storage at home. Each Evolved toy has a 1 year warranty with proof of purchase. The dimensions boast a length of  7.75″, a width of 1.5″ and a total weight of 15.7 oz.  So truly what are you waiting for? Get down to it!

The c-ring from JOPEN that appeals to both man and woman that has it’s shape, design and function to thank for. Shaped like a pretty shell, what woman wouldn’t want this gently stimulating her oyster attached to a big old sea cucumber? Ok to much campy descriptive? At any rate this little beauty truly does perform. A premium silicone, rechargeable lithium battery fully ready in 3 hours, that’s whisper quiet when in action so it doesn’t disrupt the rhythm. It plugs into your USB port for charging on the go that boasts a security travel lock. With a velvety smooth finish it is a non-porous virtually seamless finish important for use on the male sensitive parts. The LED indicator light leads the way for on/off control and incremental speed control. Easy to clean, waterproof and hypoallergenic, the manufacturers boast of durability powered by a PowerBullet. It’s for use only with a water based lubricant for prolonged care and quality control, and is recommended to wash

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Ok boys, have I got one for you! The Big-Boy from the adventurous folks at Rocks-off. Bigger is better and this is a serious prostate vibrator for the “boys” who love their big toys. Made of 100% medical grade silicone it boasts prostate and perineum stimulation from the ridged pad that positions itself just slightly forward of your, AHEM,  butt-hole and behind your lovely sac of family jewels. Powered by the world famous removable RO-80mm Bullet, with 7 speeds it transmits pleasure throughout this puppy, to the prostate stimulating tip and down to the ridged perineum pad. It’s a hands free experience you can you lie with, sit, stand, walk or whatever, with or without a partner. It has a “grip like flexibility” easy to maneuver so it stays put once in place. The size boasts a filling 120 by 115 by 44 mm ball and 15cm girth for some truly full action! It comes with a battery, but if you need a new one just head out and puck yourself up a new “N” style power source. Easy to wash, easy to store. Even the women can use it! Have a seat anyone?

Billed as a “Natural Moisturizing Lubricant” from the makers at Blossom Organics it truly is a product made for the discerning female user. I can honestly say I love this, and given my situation in life that speaks VOLUMES! Starting with the packaging you have a pretty purple/lavender on white box with a tube inside that translates the same appearance. It is simple and basic, something I like when it comes to lubricant presentation. When you squeeze it from the tube you’re met with a clear ,colourless, odourless lotion, that borders on a liquid-like consistency for easy application, that stays put. It is also palatable, and since I like to “taste” I like the fact that I am not met with some foul tasting, over sugared concoction messing with my tastebuds! I want to taste you not the lotion! It’s PH balanced to mimic the natural flora of a woman and formulated in a water and aloe vera base free of parabens, and glycerin. Not only that, it is also free of petroleum, silicones, alcohol, hormones, artificial fragrances, dyes or flavourings. Made with organic ingredients it is compatible with latex and polyisoprene condoms and gentle enough for daily use of dryness. A little dab will do you, but don’t be shy, to re-apply, if required!

Ingredients; Organic aloe barbadensis leaf extract, sorbitol, hydroxyethylcellulose, allantoin, lactic acid, tocopherol (vitamin E), potassium sorbate, organic stevia rebaudiana extract, hyaluronic acid, organic paeonia albiflora (peony) root extract, organic passiflora incarnate flower extract.

Lelo’s take on the world popular “Ben Wa balls“. Sleek and sophisticated these are the black version of the original Luna Beads with two obvious differences, the colour, and the two sets of balls in 28 and 37 gram balls. The Noir version comes with the 37 gram balls of a 29 mm diameter for easy insertion and comfortable wear for daily use, during foreplay, and even penetration for the adventurous. I love that the “bra” to support the balls is medical grade silicone and the balls, an ABS phthalate free plastic. The balls are counter weighted allowing for muscle contraction without the wearer even aware it is stimulating the muscles of the pelvic floor. Remember they are easy to wear whenever you want, and easy to clean. Simply pop the balls out of the bra holder and wash with mild soap and water. My only thought is that they could have included more or possibly heavier balls. Maybe I am speaking to soon? Separately, or the lovers kit with blindfolds and a lovely flogger! Be Daring!

Liquid Silk is a water based lubricant created for use with intimate massage, foreplay, and sexual intercourse. Manufactured in the UK under the strictest conditions to meet all health and safety guidelines, it is shipped sealed for your protection complete with a Bin Number and Best Before date ensuring a quality product. It’s even palatable, so no more tongue wiping and funny faces from an unpleasant taste that lingers a little to long. It even makes a great skin conditioner aside from being fun to use is loved by both sexes, used by many couples. However for those that are health conscious and those fast becoming, it does contain all the parabens that many are now trying to avoid in their product ingredients. I can tell you that it does work, and is truly a silk against your skin, but  the choice to use is your’s if you don’t mind the ingredients. If your curious, the folks at Environmental Working Group have provided an extensive list of ingredients used in consumer products along with their definitions. A resource I highly recommend. Ingredients; Highly Purified water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl, Palmitate, Dimethicone, Cellulose Polymer, Polysorbate 60, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerol Stearate NSE, B.N.P.D., Di Sodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol, Methyl Paraben, Butyl Paraben, Ethyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben, BHT.

Sore back or weak muscle control? Have I got a cushion for you Love Bumper’s Iceberg! A truly versatile cushion that helps lift your legs and support your back to positions previously thought unattainable. It helps to change the angle of insertion for a more “fulfilled” experience for both parties involved. Grip it good to keep in place for a good old pounding or use it hands free as it provides comfort and support. It truly is amazing, and a proud fact, is a BC made product. Waterproof and made with durable long lasting materials, the unique feature is a removable shell that unzips with ease for a machine washable cleanse. The shell is a velvety plush microfibre in a choice of 7 colours, black, red, purple, orange, grey, green and blue. There is even a pocket for your favourite vibe for some serious enhancement of the big “O”. The elevated angle allows your partner improved access to your G-spot or prostate. Great for mild back problems the high density foam interior

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In singles or cartons of six Tenga has the introductory masturbator for men. Billed as disposable and myself as a fan of reduce, re-use, this product challenges that ethic. A price point that is undisputed, it gets even the most experienced curious. Hard not to when you are literally looking at a carton of “eggs” six in each. That’s right, twelve in total, 6 from the COLOURS PACK, and 6 from the latest, the HARD BOILED. There’s even a LOVERS EGG neatly encased in a mat black wrap with cute little pink hearts on it for a lovers night in! Oh and my favourite, the Keith Haring art finish, a promotion of better ,safer sex everywhere! Each egg is with it’s own uniquely textured interior. Simply crack the eggshell thin plastic cover & peel the inner membrane from it’s shell. Made of “membrane thin” silicone, it comes with a one use sachet of water based lube inside a keeper tube inserted into the centre of the membrane. Open, apply the lube to your member and work the super stretchy skin over YOUR membrane, working it up and down at the fevered pitch of your choice for a climactic finish! Easy to use, easy to clean, just throw it out after use, and therein lies my problem, a lot of plastic, a lot of silicone, a lot of waste. If careful you can wash, rinse, repeat. Any woman who wears hosiery knows this from gently hand washing their delicates and hanging them out to dry. Ladies already one step ahead of the boys are flipping these yolk free lovelies inside out and over their favourite toy. You go girl! Use only water based lubricant! Unless, your up for a fast meltdown with silicone lube for some freaky fun! Give it a try!

Manufacturers are hot on the heels of the rechargeable wave, and I for one say, “why not ride it?” JeJoue is one of those companies, and I must admit were a bit slow out of the gate, but have certainly made up for lost time. They recently released a few new goodies and this one has me entranced, the JeJoue Mimi! In the shape of a flattened egg it is coated in my favourite velvety smooth finish of 100% FDA approved body safe silicone. Ultra light weight , whisper quiet, it boasts 5 vibration patterns with intensities from mild to wild giving the user endless possibilities for a stellar photo finish! Can’t argue with that! This little devil charges through a magnetic connection making it 100% waterproof and resistant. With four colours to choose from starting with luscious purple, then deep juicy pink, light candy lickable pink, and our die hard black it’s no wonder users are impressed. A  full charge offers 2 hours of pleasure after an equal charge time. Packaged ever so artfully with (more…)

Now for something completely different! A couple’s toy or as I like to say, therapeutical aid! The We-Vibe 3 a Canadian design out of Ottawa, our nations capital. So proud so proud! Worn during intercourse the We-Vibe 3 boasts more power over it’s two predecessors, is 1oo% waterproof that charges transdermally while cradled in it’s base. Made of medical grade silicone, it’s 100% lead-free, and is phthalate-free. It’s coating is a slick finish designed to stay in place with a series of ridges on each node or bulb; the internal bulb for G-spot stimulation and the external bulb for clitoral stimulation. With 6 vibration modes, not only does the wearer feel the sensation, but your partner during penetration, giving you the wearer, an extra added  boost with each and every thrust for maximum stimulation.
All from 2 whisper quiet motors. Available in 3 distinct colours, deep ruby, luscious purple, and jewel like teal you’ll be impressed to know that it meets all European standards for recycling and is produced in a carbon neutral manufacturing and distribution process. Providing up to 2 hours of play on a single charge your only limited by your own imagination, so I encourage you to think outside of the box and get down to it. Hey you can even use solo and control it the whole time with a lovely palm friendly remote control with a distance of 3 meters! Keep in mind that a water based lubricant is all that works with this beauty, silicone lube does not play nice with it. Are you game?