Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot? Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you throw ’em o’er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
We all know the song, and yes, I must say I am great big fan of balls!!! I LOVE EM! For those that don’t, well I only have a few things to say and it’s short and sweet.
YOU’RE FUCKED!!
