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I’m going to start this review off with a little bit off a RANT!

As Canadian who resides in Canada, North America, I question why products are released after they have already been made available to the masses in other countries? Most notably Europe, then Asia, Australia, and then to us lowly miscreants here in North America. It frustrates me to no end, as if we in this part of the world don’t want the new and improved, or just the plain new! It would be nice to see that change, even if just a little.

(adjusts my collar, breathes deep and sighs)

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This little gem is just that, a little gem easy to be “hidden” away in the nether regions of eager anal players. The wireless remote works great and is part of the Nasstoy line of wireless remotes that live up to the jobs from a distance of 10 feet and more given a clear line of sight. With batteries supplied it is easy to load and turn on and boasting 10 functions which it provides without hesitation. The plug is a somewhat velvety smooth finish that feels sticky to the touch but responds well with the right lube to get it into place. It is pointy, and for those that are seasoned butt players insertion is a no brainer. For beginners as I always say; “take your time, you‘ll get there.” The diameter at the widest point is not crazy wide, so those beginners out there shouldn’t have a problem. Lay back, relax, and insert. When done simply wash with a mild soap and water and let air dry. I do not recommend a silicone lubricant but stick to a water based for your play.

SPECS;

10 functions

Wireless remote control buttplug

Intense anal pleasure

Waterproof buttplug

Phthalates free

RoHS compliant

Material: Buttplug-SEBS, Remote-ABS with PU coating

3 LR44 (AG13)-buttplug, 1 27A, 12V-remote included

Length: 5″, diameter-4.5″

I know that reviews can sometimes get lengthy, but I like to keep mine short and sweet. Really, who wants to read all that when you want to get down to it? Every now and then comes along a lovely little toy that pulls all the punches. The Sensuelle Point with 20 vibration functions does just that. Borrowing on elements from the We-Vibe’s Tango and  discontinued Salsa, the Sensuelle is a rechargeable, slightly longer, and thicker bullet that turns on by pushing the touch pad on the bottom between the two charging pins. This pad is also the multi function control to get you to the vibration pattern that your specific tastes desire. However you need to navigate through all the patterns to get to the one you prefer and it starts off at the beginning when it is turned off and then on again. Twice dipped in silicone this bullet sits in a flower shaped charging base with the adaptor plugged into the back. A red light indicates charging, green charged, (more…)

A sexy looking device made of 100% silicone and phthalate free plastic. The Delight is a rechargeable toy that employs the “click and charge” method to power up the onboard batteries. Simply put it is a magnet that attaches to the stainless steel points that are negatively and positively charged to make for a proper connection each time when charging. The sleek and curvy shape makes for efficient control whether your left or right handed and has a control pad that faces the user while in use with one finger control. The control pad is located at the top of the “royal curl” that is not only the grip, but allows for a gentle rocking motion with the index finger of either hand inserted through the opening. This most definitely makes it attractive for those with restricted use of their hands.

The shape consists of a vibrating tip for G-spot action and what I like to call, the “clitoral node” for simultaneous stimulation. (more…)

Time for some fun! Who doesn’t like sex? Given how busy we are these days having a little bell may do the job for letting people know you are in the mood. Or you may be one of those engaged in something a little kinky needing the services of your favourite maid, butler, waitress, or waiter? I know I am especially when service is required!!!

Mistress needs a glass of wine, a light massage, and some…………

Ding-a-ling

Ring for Sex Bell

ZoloCups the latest in masturbation aids for men from Zolocup. These sleekly designed items come in 7 different brightly coloured packages, boasting 7 different interiors for whatever mood strikes your fancy. Beginning with the “Original” you then have the “Fire”, “Backdoor”, “Personal Trainer”, “Glide”, “The Girlfriend” and the ever popular “Deep Throat”. They’ve even included cute little illustrations to match the name of each one. To use, just tear along the dotted lines, remove the cap on one end,  peel off the sticker on the other to regulate the suction for your desired level of tightness, and insert as deep as you can go. Just like rival Tenga, these are a short lifespan item, but with tender loving care they can be used again and again, billed with “realistic feel, intense sensations, ultimate pleasure, life like canal, great for travel.” Ingredients already supplied in each is a mix of purified water, glycerin, propylene glycol, and hyaluronic (more…)

How’s this for a couple’s interactive game that will leave you both laughing, talking, and or course touching?  The Fetish Dice Play Game from Ball and Chain Fun. Roll the dice and do what they say! A simple game without rules or instructions, it’s that easy and fun!  Be tickled pink, whipped, paddled, tied-up, or punished, while acting out, or acting your deviant fantasies. Simply take turns rolling the dice and indulge.

Love is back, so say the folks at Evolved and I tend to agree. The “All on Red” from the Roulette Edition is a dial up for intensity that starts off as a low hum to a high frequency roar guaranteed to deliver satisfaction for those who know what they want without all the fuss of multiple speeds and settings! Get down to it I say without any stops in between. The power comes from 2 AA batteries for a super powerful ride. Twist off the base insert your batteries and twist closed, it’s that easy. With their sleek designs, odourless body safe silicones, and phthalate free latex, the Roulette Collection is billed as 100% waterproof, although I wouldn’t go so far as to say that, but I’ll let you be the judge. All in the line come with soft, flexible, pliable shafts and tips to get those hard to reach places. These come neatly packed in their own decorative tin for travel abroad and storage at home. Each Evolved toy has a 1 year warranty with proof of purchase. The dimensions boast a length of  7.75″, a width of 1.5″ and a total weight of 15.7 oz.  So truly what are you waiting for? Get down to it!

Ever wondered how to get that lube up there, whether it’s a trip n the back woods or the front garden? The Lubricant Launcher makes short work of that! Very popular this one handed usable device has a 4.75″ insertable depth and an overall length of 7.5″. It gets in there and is for use in both orifices with your choice of lube. Having said that be careful of the consistency, it can run out of the tip before you’ve even begun to shoot to the depths of pleasurable return. The choice of colours runs from smoke to pink, blue, and red and are available in a one shot applicator or three. There is a latex cap to place over the tip once loaded in preparation for use at a later time. It is a plastic if that matters, but for me, I have to tell you,

SHOOT ME UP!!!

The must have for that tiki party you have been always wanting to have. Be the hit hostess with the mostest with these colourful 12″ lovelies from HottProducts. Amaze your friends with you bar skills and slip this baby into that tropical drink for some serious eager sucking. Flexible at the top 3″ it is reusable for the next soiree! So remember when 7″ is just not enough to get those liquids to those eager lips!