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Ok so here is a little fun video helping to break down the typical stereotypes of what the jaded or plain old dumb think a typical vagina looks like. The comparison between porn and real world is interesting to say the least and the video does go on to describe a few other things. What it doesn’t talk about when it comes to porn is the back ground prep of douching, waxing, cleaning, lubing, the stop and start, and the fact that a lot of performers and women in the real world are opting for cosmetic procedures to make their pussy more aesthetically pleasing to themselves and others. That’s only the tip of the iceberg. (more…)

Maggie McNeill is one of my favourite writers and has an amazing website to showcase the one of many talents she has! She will be here in beautiful Vancouver this coming weekend for the International Red Umbrella March for Sex Work Solidarity hosted by Triple-X with the march staring at the Vancouver Art Gallery starting at 2:30pm. I hope to see you there!

Many of you have wondered about the term “pussy” and where it comes from. Well Maggie, in her brilliant way, lays it out a theory plain and simple, and with a little bit of cheek! Have a read, you’ll be sure to learn and laugh! Look forward to meeting you Maggie!! OOXX

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Feeling not so fresh, especially the women? Well this is what I found on my internet travels, and whenever I see something like this it makes me laugh my ass off! Mimsy cleansing!

Why?

Well ask yourself why no reference is made to a man soaping up his “Johnson, whittling the stick, polishing the pole, cleaning the cheese?” Well as popular culture would have you believe, only women have problems with freshness.

However, I beg to differ!

Case in point; I had a fetish client come to my door one time for a little slap and tickle of the CBT kind, and when it came time to grip his pole with my leather clad hand for a healthy round of gopher smacking, I wasn’t sure whether to puke, get the crackers (more…)

When Playboy first hit the stands in 1953 with Marilyn Monroe as it’s cover star, it was deemed as racy, sexist, in poor taste, and an instant hit! Inside were not only ads, opinions, and articles, but photo spreads. Beautiful, art directed productions in vivid colour, exquisitely set decked, perfect hair and make-up, and tastefully presented. Such was the style of the day in all “men’s” magazines, art, photography, and pretty much all depictions of female nudity and sensuality.

Pin-ups were all over the place, and long before Playboy, in the form of artist renderings and photos created mostly for the troops abroad fighting for our rights and freedoms. Renderings that gave most of these men a glimmer of hope for their triumphant return to their home country and for what life would hold for them afterwards. Presentations (more…)

I love my collection of high cut lace g-string panties, in colours of the rainbow, panties that when worn, cover the flesh between my legs to spring forth from the top cleft of my bum to blossom out, up over my hips higher to my waist. Only to gently grip me, and travel back down to my pubis and again cover my flesh of my lower anatomy with artful perfection. Yes I am a little conceited about that, but damn it all looks good!

Mornings spent getting ready in the ever increasing heat of the summer isn’t always pleasant, nor sexy! By the time I’ve hit the gym, breakfast is had, I’ve shit, showered, and shaved with hair and make-up done, getting dressed is sometimes the last thing on my mind. 

The solution?
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Naughty Cross Dressers

Originally Released; Sep 15, 2012

Learning while watching Mom apply makeup, cosmetic tattooing, cross dressers and forced feminization, fake pussies (sheath vaginas) and masturbation using items from michaelsalem.com, iphone app that helps trans find gender neutral washrooms, a transgender Florida candidate and Oxford University rewrites its dress code.

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