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Poking it With a Stick

Originally Released; Nov 04, 2012

Velvet discusses discovering a bumblebee nest and poking it with a stick, lip fusion, restylane in lips, numbing from the inside out, the amazing porn star moulded silicone Fleshjack, trans in the news and a letter from ‘Tony’ wondering if I can reach orgasm.

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How did these lovely devices we have come to cherish so much come to be called “sextoys”? To be honest I am not to sure since I can’t seem to find the information, but I am sure it has some funky origins within the latin language.

To start Wikipedia defines it as such;

A sex toy is an object or device that is primarily used to facilitate human sexual pleasure, such as a dildo or vibrator. Many popular sex toys are designed to resemble human genitals and may be vibrating or non-vibrating. (more…)

In singles or cartons of six Tenga has the introductory masturbator for men. Billed as disposable and myself as a fan of reduce, re-use, this product challenges that ethic. A price point that is undisputed, it gets even the most experienced curious. Hard not to when you are literally looking at a carton of “eggs” six in each. That’s right, twelve in total, 6 from the COLOURS PACK, and 6 from the latest, the HARD BOILED. There’s even a LOVERS EGG neatly encased in a mat black wrap with cute little pink hearts on it for a lovers night in! Oh and my favourite, the Keith Haring art finish, a promotion of better ,safer sex everywhere! Each egg is with it’s own uniquely textured interior. Simply crack the eggshell thin plastic cover & peel the inner membrane from it’s shell. Made of “membrane thin” silicone, it comes with a one use sachet of water based lube inside a keeper tube inserted into the centre of the membrane. Open, apply the lube to your member and work the super stretchy skin over YOUR membrane, working it up and down at the fevered pitch of your choice for a climactic finish! Easy to use, easy to clean, just throw it out after use, and therein lies my problem, a lot of plastic, a lot of silicone, a lot of waste. If careful you can wash, rinse, repeat. Any woman who wears hosiery knows this from gently hand washing their delicates and hanging them out to dry. Ladies already one step ahead of the boys are flipping these yolk free lovelies inside out and over their favourite toy. You go girl! Use only water based lubricant! Unless, your up for a fast meltdown with silicone lube for some freaky fun! Give it a try!

Manufacturers are hot on the heels of the rechargeable wave, and I for one say, “why not ride it?” JeJoue is one of those companies, and I must admit were a bit slow out of the gate, but have certainly made up for lost time. They recently released a few new goodies and this one has me entranced, the JeJoue Mimi! In the shape of a flattened egg it is coated in my favourite velvety smooth finish of 100% FDA approved body safe silicone. Ultra light weight , whisper quiet, it boasts 5 vibration patterns with intensities from mild to wild giving the user endless possibilities for a stellar photo finish! Can’t argue with that! This little devil charges through a magnetic connection making it 100% waterproof and resistant. With four colours to choose from starting with luscious purple, then deep juicy pink, light candy lickable pink, and our die hard black it’s no wonder users are impressed. A  full charge offers 2 hours of pleasure after an equal charge time. Packaged ever so artfully with (more…)

Up for a little bunny play? Have I got the start for you! A glass butt plug of elegant design with a plume of white feathers on the end making you the sexiest,cutest, little “carrot” nibbler in the warren! The tapered tip allows for easy insertion for cos-players wishing to go that extra step making it a comfortable wear for long periods. This also come in a large size plug, but I recommend you be relaxed enough to insert with ease as I would with anyone wishing to add a dash of anal decoration with this line of super chic fetish butt plugs. It’s part of the Fashionista approach to life and love… where pain meets pleasure, and orgasmic bliss is just a sting away. Hoppity hoppity hop!

Ok, so we know that sextoys and sex shops have well, pretty much always been about women’s pleasure, but what about the men? Well I am here to tell you that a shift has been happening for quiet some time! It wasn’t till a few years back that toys, aids, items, started to hit the market for our male counterparts.We all know that masturbation, sex with someone you love, with the right hand if you are right handed, or for something strange, the opposite hand is something most men are very familiar with.  One item that has been changing that dynamic comes from the lovely folks at Fleshlight for the straight boys, & Fleshjack for the gay guys. Yes they have two separate sites for the same toy and each site is just as equally hot. (more…)

Big Jim + Barbie

Originally Released Jul 14, 2012

Big Jim does Barbie, the importance of hands, blepharoplasty, more about the We Vibe, TNT awards update, news about transgenders in Indonesia and Velvet answers a listener who asks if transsexuals have orgasms.

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