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Gracefully sliding my hand across the glass cabinet, looking for yet another pearl necklace, my memories made me smile as I remembered the perfect one I found last time. Or was it the excellent customer service that also brought on my smile?

That’s right the customer service. I wonder if he is working today?

Daydreaming away I noticed the young sales man staring at me. Not quite embarrassed, I asked the him where the woman’s washroom was. He didn’t give directions, simply said, “just follow me”. His voice was soothing yet strong, and as I looked him over and nodded my head I slowly began to follow. I prefer a man who has little to say and gives me what I want. His voice was just like the salesman at my new favourite shoe store. Now there is man who knows how to put the “S” in Service.

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Ok I have to admit, I love vagina as well, and sure as shit I’ve seen a lot of them, given where I work, and my own explorative personal life. However, let me tell you, there is none that look alike, unless of course the cosmetic surgeon down the way is offering a two for one deal on labial revisions, and even then they don’t look alike. (more…)

I always found myself envious of the olfactory power of cats, dogs, and pretty much every animal other than homosapiens. The power to smell! It is such a powerful tool in the animal kingdom and for some reason we humans don’t quite have that ability. Sure we can utilize so many of our other senses, but when it gets right down to it , we love the smell of sex, sexuality, and desire! The before, the after, the heightened pheromones that get our drives going, but then we don’t really smell pheromones do we? They just activate our pleasure centres on a subconscious level and kick us into overdrive. (more…)