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Well folks, here you have it the SQUILDO! For hard core fans of Tentacle Erotica, as described by Wikipedia;

“A type of pornography most commonly found in Japan which integrates traditional pornography with elements of bestiality and a fantasy, horror, or science-fiction theme. Tentacle rape or shokushu goukan (触手強姦?) is found in some horror or hentai titles, with tentacled creatures (usually fictional monsters) having sexual intercourse with predominantly female characters. Tentacle erotica can be consensual, but frequently contains elements of rape. (more…)

Yes for many of us we have a fixation on aliens and all things other worldly from outer space. We have art, movies, stories fact or fiction, themes, and industrial design out the yin-yang, so it goes without saying that it was just a matter of time that the fixation on things sexual with aliens would rear it’s colourful head.

Depictions in art, in all forms and mediums, furniture, costume, and hot hot erotica. Well now you have it in the form of an egg laying dildo. I am not sure where this lovely one comes from but I have a funny feeling it comes from my favourite freaky assed designers at Bad Dragon, where you’ll find just about anything that tickles your fancy, both inside and out, up and down, and round about. (more…)

So you want to take your religious right to the next level and really, truly, have the lord in you? Well the folks at Divine Interventions have just what you are looking for. From the Jackhammer Jesus to the Bible Thumper, and my favourite, the Grim Reaper. Made of what they claim is the highest quality silicone, their lovely items come in a multitude of colours for what strikes your mood, and particular desire.

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So for those of you out there willing to find and use almost anything to stuff in one your eager orifices, and you who you are, have I got one for you!

The Dildo Maker!

Although it only really does a keen job of polishing a knob on the end of whatever you stick into it after giving a turn of the crank, the lumps and bumps are still left on the remainder of the shaft, left to your own devices so to speak. It appears to be only a concept, but a fun one to say the least. (more…)

According to WIRED, “the dildo still towers over the competition when it comes to sales. At erotic shop Adam & Eve, which sells 2 million–plus sex toys a year, 14 of the top 25 are penis-shaped (more or less).”

That having been said, items that are somewhat far removed from the ergonomic/organic shapes we as humans prefer, should be somewhat of an indicator to all those out on the shop. Just because it looks funky, and the salesperson is good at their job for pulling the wool over your eyes, doesn’t mean it is right for you! My suggestion is to follow your gut feeling or go with what your original intention was when you set out to make that purchase if you’re unsure.

Speaking from experience, there is a lot of complete CRAP out there and a good portion of manufacturers think they can design, create, and sell to unsuspecting consumers, because to be honest, THEY THINK WE’RE ALL STUPID!

Be aware, and beware, when it comes to buying your next orifice filling item it may not be for you and most places won’t take it back once you’ve used it.

The world of vibrators designed for the nether regions is pretty amazing, especially with the multitude of choices out there. I am going to forgo the colours, shapes and sizes, and talk more about those in later tidbits, for now I am going to focus on the vibration, and in particular the pitch and speed otherwise known as frequency.

Many are faced with a multitude of options and truthfully just don’t know where to start, and the most common is the vibration (more…)

Made of 100% medical grade silicone, the Ai is a hand sculpted design for intense stimulation and comfort. The velvety smooth finish slides and glides when in contact with a water based lubricant or your own natural juices. This hypo-allergenic baby is safe for your body and harness compatible for use by your partner. Once in motion the smooth ridges brush your sweet spots as it slides in and out. It comes with a 30 day warranty with proof of purchase with the manufacturer and 3 lovely colours to entice you further, pink, blue, lavender.