Sex/Sexuality

Wacky Wednesday; Penis Scarf

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Chilly anyone? I am, and by the look of it this lovely design has pockets for your hands, cell phone or whatever you wish to put in there! Ina ravishing shade of pink and deep red you’ll be the hit of the runways or the street bringing new meaning to the ever popular “peter heater” of the seventies. I even found one in my parents side board in their bedroom, not that I was ever snooping! (more…)

Tidbits: Sex Toys and Trade Shows

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Sex Toys at the trade show!

Yes I’m back to chat a bit about sex toys and trade shows, big surprise! Did you know that worldwide the sex toy industry brings in about 15 billion dollars? That’s a lot of dough, and I for one love kneading that green back! Sex toys are fun, and we know they come in a lot of shapes and sizes, colours and styles, battery operated, (more…)

Wacky Wednesdays: Play-Doh

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Some people have an awful lot of time on their hands, especially those that will find anything and everything phallic, sexual, perverse in anything they see, or touch. The latest so called scandal happens to be by the makers of Play-Doh, that is coming from irate, over thinking parents, yet in another rage of “think of the children” bullshit.

Reports of parents being enraged with a penis-shaped baking toy, wondering why nobody told Play-Doh that it’s latest toy looks exactly like a penis, or lovingly called Dil-Doh on twitter feeds! Well it’s no secret we’ve all seen what a penis looks like, and they ALL look very different, and as someone who works in the sex industry (more…)

Tidbits: The 10 Strip Club Commandments

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I LOVE exotic show lounges and when I can, frequent them as much as possible. I have a lot of friends who are performers in these establishments so I know what the protocol is for good and bad behaviour. However for some it’s not that cut and dry, as for some reason they weren’t in the line when the social etiquette card was being handed out.

I’ve seen, what I will lovingly call the idiots, acting like complete and utter assholes after a few drinks have entered their systems as though a little liquor is license to do so. It just proves that a lot (more…)

Wacky Wednesday; Wash Your Mimsy

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Feeling not so fresh, especially the women? Well this is what I found on my internet travels, and whenever I see something like this it makes me laugh my ass off! Mimsy cleansing!

Why?

Well ask yourself why no reference is made to a man soaping up his “Johnson, whittling the stick, polishing the pole, cleaning the cheese?” Well as popular culture would have you believe, only women have problems with freshness.

However, I beg to differ!

Case in point; I had a fetish client come to my door one time for a little slap and tickle of the CBT kind, and when it came time to grip his pole with my leather clad hand for a healthy round of gopher smacking, I wasn’t sure whether to puke, get the crackers (more…)

Wacky Wednesday; Brothel Menu From 1912

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How civilized were they? The folks in jolly old England were truly having their jollies off and in good, filthy, fun fashion!

The language has changed since then, but for most of my readers I am sure you’ll be able to figure out what it all means, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what “squatting on prick means!” For all you history enthusiasts this little piece of literature comes from the London brothel of Mrs. F. A. Tasse and yes proves the point that the word FUCK, was well in use long before the 20th century. Ever heard of the proclamation “fornication under command of the king” (FUCK)? Whether you believe it or not, it makes for a great read! (more…)

Sexy This Week; Ecstasy Faces

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We all make them, and for those of us that enjoy the heated throes of passion we certainly don’t care what we look like while doing so. Open mouthed, closed eyes, furrowed brows, and droplets of sweat accumulating to run in rivulets down a quivering cheek, make up the look, the look of ecstasy faces, and that’s what sexy this week.

Facial expressions vary from person to person during sexual activity, whether it be solo or involved. The face takes on a life of it’s own that is directly connected to the excitement produced by the stimuli that get the body’s juices flowing.

The obvious feature is the eyes, that become half closed, glazed over orbs enraptured in a hypnotic dreamlike state of bliss. The mouth becomes an open set of quivering lips that slowly pull back to reveal a wet chasm gasping for air that releases soft bellowing moans of delight. Teeth so white and a darting tongue that seeks out the mouth of another eager to lock lips and explore tongue to tongue. (more…)

Sexy This Week; Tight Abs

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We all want them, and for many at the gym on a regular basis, working them is all they do, and work them hard they do. The routines are varied, strenuous, time consuming, and take a great deal of time to produce results. Diet is also a key factor in reducing body fat and the layer that “lovingly” covers them. They also are the spot on the body where stress and emotions, also a play a key factor in keeping them flat and defined and fat free. Flat, tight, toned abdominals, that’s what sexy this week.

Abdominal muscles are not only sexy, but very functional, supporting the body, keeping the guts in place, and from the considered shallow aesthetic of which I am a supporter, seriously HOT! Creating defined abs is a serious challenge, and I am currently working on them myself. My own are tight, somewhat flat, except when I am bloated, and getting more and more defined as my time at the gym increases each time I am there. I work them hard, change out (more…)

Tidbits; What Sort of Porn Would Brits Miss The Most

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In another asinine show of control over it’s citizens,  the British government is once again telling them, who they consider STUPID, what they can and cannot watch when it comes to pornography and the type of depictions they can indulge. Let’s remind ourselves of the key word here, depictions, meaning NOT REAL, fake, and if it is a real spanking, as we all know a lot of folks truly do like that sort of activity, including myself.  What pisses me off about all this is the self righteous religious, moralistic right thinking they continually know what’s best for everyone else. When in actual fact they don’t even know what’s good for themselves!! (more…)

Wacky Wednesday (a day late); Top 500 Porn Tags

I would never have guessed that!!

For a zoomable version hop on over to the folks at DataLooksDope it’s a pretty big chart!