Health/Wellness

O Force 2 Male Vibrator Review

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O Force 2 Male Vibrator

As many of you remember I was reviewing adult toys in the not so distant past, things changed and I took a break from it. Well I’m back, sort of!

“Therapeutical Aids,” that’s what I call these toys, because sex and orgasm is supposed to be therapeutic, no?

I’m starting back at it with the O Force 2, male masturbator that boasts “five different intensities to produce potent stimulation” provided by two separate motors, the major difference from it’s predecessor the O Force. On first glance, the packaging is simple, sleek, and without the tacky dated pictures of porn stars with that hilariously fake orgasm face. Instructions are printed on the outside of the box with illustrations detailing the 3 AA batteries it requires, the 5 speeds, and that it’s waterproof. Simple enough.review-O-force-2-male-masturbator-2

Now, these are the only instructions, because when you open it, there is nothing inside the box except the device supported between two plastic cradles. Easy to remove, it’s pretty much ready for action, all you need to do is twist it open and insert the batteries. Fairly easy, unless you have some sort of substance on your hands that makes your hands slide preventing you from getting a firm grip. It’s a tight twist, and you’ll need that firm grip to twist it open and my talcum powder fingers didn’t quite work.

Once I did get it open, the batteries inserted, I screwed it back together tight, but not before noticing the single and double slotted grooves on the length end opening, and the same single and double ridges on the cap’s opening end. This indicating that it goes back together in a very specific way. Take note of that, don’t try forcing it, you’ll end up breaking it, and it won’t work. Simple, you’ll see what I mean when you have one of your own in your hands.

review-O-force-2-male-masturbator-8Simply hold down the button on the end and voila, it’s on. It’s easy to push, and the low rumble the O Force 2 emits on the first setting is rather soft. Incrementally the other levels graduate in stages to a fifth level that is kind of pulsing, alive almost, a very interesting feeling on my fingers, and it’s strong. I can’t wait to hear what the opinions will be like when my guy has a go with it for it’s intended purpose.

It’s made of strong, stretchy silicone, with ridges on the outside for grip. These ridges don’t translate to the inner cavity, it’s completely smooth inside. I measured the depth as three inches and there is a pronounced ridge on the inside that houses one of the motors that oscillates between the second for that “alive” feeling. So for you big guys out there who think you are going to ram yourself full hilt into this, you can forget that.

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It’s designed to fit snug around those first three inches of your manhood and provide simulation to that portion of the penis. I have to admit it does feel very interesting inside, pleasurable to say the least, like a tight smooth glove. As for waterproof, well maybe, but water resistant for sure, and honestly, the price is pretty damn good for this kind of silicone and vibration.

You can take a look at the link below, but be sure catch me a bit later as I’ll be doing a follow up review, once my guy has had a chance to get down to business.

O Force 2 male vibrator

Schnuck Didit Designs for Face, Body and Bath

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Schnuck Didit Designs, for face, body and bath.

Another amazing product in my “hotbed” of talent from Vancouver, BC, the place I call home.

Mark and Andy of Schnuck Didit Designs are another of the underdogs that deserve a plate at the table and that I truly love! “Producing top quality, Canadian Made artisan soaps and grooming products”, this husband and husband team also make men’s underwear and bathing trunks, that not only look great, but fit like a glove for men of all shapes and sizes.

With the name Schnuck Didit, why wouldn’t I give it a try! A nickname I am told is for one of the guys, a name that aptly fits for their designs, did it, they did!

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I’ve been buying their soaps for a number of years now, after trying the minimally scented bars as a way to support the local hard working businesses I love to spend my dollars with.

““They strive to use “Made in Canada” whenever possible and focus on natural ingredients. This is an important consideration for everything they create. Their products are made in small batches from 100% natural ingredients and pure essential oils, without any of the laurel sulphates, dyes or perfumes. Their scents are unique and refreshing combinations that are masculine and never floral or overpowering.””

They make Bath Bombs, Face Scrubs, Massage Gels, Massage Oils, Toners, Reed Diffusers, Votive Candles, and Icy Muscle Rubs

Since both of these guys have long luxurious beards, and trust me I know, I’ve had my hands in those beards, it seemed only fitting that they would make a few conditioners for those facial locks. Beard Oils and Beard Butters, light and not to heavy, but certainly conditioning and controlling. Complimentary scents like, Birch Lime, Coffee Vanilla, Cypress, products they’ve also made available at the Burly Barber Inc

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Currently their fabric of choice of their underwear is a soft luxurious flannel, while soft on the goods, fitted at the legs but not too tight and a forgiving waistband that is structured to stay in place without drooping or dropping. Their swim trunks made with a blend of lycra spandex fit the way a good men’s bathing should, by holding everything in place, without sagging, and repel excess moisture when out of the water. Of course I love them, why wouldn’t I, they are sexy and cute, and we all know I love my men to look sexy and cute in great fitting swim trunks that aren’t to the knees!

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In my own personal shopping habits I usually buy 5 bars at a time that last me at least 6 months. A little trick I learned to lengthen the life span of a new bar of soap is to dry it out for a week or so before use and sit it on a ridged soap dish so it doesn’t rest in the soapy run off. Of course these bars don’t do that anyway, and prices won’t break the bank.

Yes their products are made with care, and ingredients include;

Coconut oil, Palm oil (ethically sourced) Cocoa butter, Sweet Almond oil, Avocado oil, grape seed oil, Hempseed oil, Sunflower oil, Essential oils, and cosmetic grade pigments.

They make good $# *!

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The Art of Casual Conversation with a Stranger, for Sexy This Week

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The art of casual conversation with a stranger, that’s what’s sexy this week.

Actually, it’s more like the lost art of casual conversation, and all a person needs to do is look around themselves once they’ve unglued their faces from their phones. Those little devices we’ve wired ourselves to the world with, the electronic annoyance that has become for many, a buffer from actual connection to the land of the living.

We see it everyday, folks walking into lamp posts, into traffic, and glaring down into their hands. Playing bullshit games at fevered pitches, games designed to control you from having any personal thought of your own, let alone observance of anything or anyone around you. All focused on texting nonsense to someone you’d rather not be. Yes this is bit of a personal rant, but it’s one many of us share. Look around you and see just what I am writing about here. On the bus, train, plane, street, waiting rooms, even some dinner tables folks with that zombie stare and glare.

I myself have taken to the pleasure of looking around myself when out and about. Being aware of what’s around me and who’s around me. Not just because of my personal three feet of space I covet, but because I want to take it all in and see what the real world has to offer. The trees, bees, plants and seas, mountains in the morning, to name a few, but another important element, the faces of those doing the same as I.

I’ve made it clear about how I feel about giving a stranger a compliment, or look them in the eyes when addressing someone. It’s about connection, human connection of a non-sexual kind, an uplifting positive connection, a good connection. It’s stimulating, pleasurable, eye opening, and a learning experience, feelings I can’t begin to describe. I knew when I sat to write this that there were folks who have studied and written papers on just how good it is to talk with strangers, I just didn’t know how many. Do a google search when you’re not out and about, you’ll see what I mean.

To me coffee shops, streets, busses, trains, planes, and the world of people was meant for living and communicating face to face, talking. Introducing sexy-this week- lost-art-casual-conversation-with-strangers-street-talkyourself, saying hello, paying a compliment, and hearing someone else’s story, to learn it, love it, and possibly live it.

I never understood why many favour teaching their children not to talk to strangers, rather than teach them how to talk to strangers, because it is an art. It’s an art that has been lost for some time and should be taught from an early age, and for those in dispute, the internet has already proven that thought. The nasty truth with all these trolls and predators on the loose behind their screens. Cowards actually, because the real of face to face communication is for the brave who choose to chance it.

The art of casual conversation with a stranger, that’s whats sexy this week.

 

Soft Silky Bed-Sheets for Sexy This week

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Soft silky bed sheets draped across a bed, and wrapped around a mattress. Fabrics that come in a multitude of colours and patterns, fibres and thread counts. Sheets to enmesh a nude body for a bit of cooling on a sensuous summer’s eve or warmth for a cold winter’s night. Alone or accompanied, sheets that comfort and soothe a weary body, a tired mind, or a napping babe. Bed sheets that cocoon and protect for watching a good movie or curl up in with a good book. Soft silky bed sheets, that’s what’s sexy this week.

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Good Male Hygiene for This Week’s Tidbits

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Good male hygiene, thats what it’s about! Crotch Rot, trouser funk, dick or head cheese, seem to be hot topics of conversation these days amongst the men and their partners. I must say, I’m not sure what the cause of the frank conversation is all about, but I’m all for it and why not. The women are already inundated with ads about products that help to keep things fresh in the panties, so why not the men?

Merritt k makes a compelling presentation in her article, On Smelly Dicks, worth the read, and advice to be taken! 

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Beach Ready Bodies at Anytime, That’s What’s Sexy This Week

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The lead up to the summer each and every year is full of folks opting for the last minute fix to get that media manipulated ideal of the beach ready body. People falling into the brain washing of a quick solution, and buying that quick fix to get lean and muscled, god-like for what the mental conditioning has led them to believe. On the flipside there are those who never fall into that expertly crafted trap, those who are safe and secure in the knowledge they are happy with the body they currently have, or even care for that matter. A body that is not part of the “media manipulated ideal” and ready to hit the beach at any time. Bodies not controlled by the mainstream ideal, beach ready bodies at anytime, that’s what sexy this week.

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Wacky Wednesday: Total Satisfaction Another Sextoy Gone bad

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Here you have it, another lovely from the garbage bin of old toys gone bad, that somehow find their way mysteriously onto store shelves when responsible, ethical employees have their backs turned!

The “Total Satisfaction” by Mandy Mystery, whoever the fuck she is, a dual stimulator out of Germany. I am assuming from Germany as I read the German which describes it as being able to be used both vaginale und anale for those who love to be stimulated much like you would holding a six pack of beer in the cardboard box.Total satisfaction vaginal und anale2

Speaking of box, the packaging is so faded, dusty and little crunched on the one corner that carries through to back side of the box that reveals an exciting picture, complete with a “magnified” area of her nether regions and a somewhat shitty attempt at German English translation in multiple captions.

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Wacky Wednesday: The Titty Fuck-Her Sextoys Gone Bad

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As much as the packaging of this “lovely” item tries to make it look like a worthwhile product with it’s glossy exterior, and quite frankly, beautiful box, the picture smacks you right in the face.

Pipe dream’s Titty Fuck-Her, the masturbator in the shape of tits and a pussy positioned, smack dab, right between them. Can we say somewhat misogynistic with a dash of objectification?

Made of “fanta-flesh” which is actually TPR (Thermo-Plastic-Rubber): billed as the most lifelike material that mimics the look and feel of real human skin, it warms to the touch during use, is waterproof, light weight, super stretchy and soft.

In the box you get a bottle of “moist” lube, cleaner, a bottle revive to bring back to life the fanta flesh, and a bullet with a remote control.Titty Fuck-Her2

However, I still couldn’t stop laughing at the picture on the box, and couldn’t believe that such a product design actually existed!!! Please don’t tell me a woman came up with this design? So, I let my curiosity get the better of me and had to take a look inside. Curiosity that should’ve killed this cat! LMAO! (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Bonnie Rotton Mega Masturbator

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Misogynistic at it’s best! Feature this lovely one that leaves me wondering who the hell comes up with these designs? Ok I get the idea of masturbators, and the crazy array of designs out there, which for the most part I find seriously fun, and humorous, but like I’ve said before many leave me scratching my head in disbelief trying not to formulate an opinion. This one, I have to say, is seriously fucked! I don’t know how else to describe it.bonnie rotton

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Sexy This Week: Massage

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Wikipedia describes Massage as involving working and acting on the body with pressure – structured, unstructured, stationary, or moving – tension, motion, or vibration, done manually or with mechanical aids. Massage can be applied with the hands, fingers, elbows, knees, forearm, feet, or a massage device. Massage can promote relaxation and well-being, can be a recreational activity, and can be sexual in nature (see Erotic massage). (more…)