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As Seen In; HUSH Magazaine, The Great Outdoors

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The Great Outdoors

Not to long ago I found myself answering a question that was asked of me after a shift at the lounge I used to work at. Playing the game, “question and answer”  similar to the game “truth or dare” I was asked if I had ever had sex outdoors? “No!”, was my quick answer producing gasps of shock and amazement. NO! I had never ventured into the local shubbery (more…)

Tidbits; Masturbation Antics

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Like most human beings I know, I am horny a lot, yearly, daily, hourly…….ok pretty much all the time, and NEED to rub one out daily or I get a wee bit cranky to say the least! Just as everyone else does, I have my routine when getting down to business for a little alone time and trust me it doesn’t include anyone else in the picture except the visuals supplied by my laptop. My alone time is just that, alone time that I cherish for a little, and usually a lot of stress relief. At this point I am focused on me, myself, and I, and I’m not saying I’m selfish here, to the contrary, I’m an enthusiastic lover, always eager to pull my own weight, but one thing we can all agree on is the necessary quality of uninterrupted alone time. There’s nothing like it!

At any rate there I was itching to flick the bean, armed with my trusty laptop, I seated myself at the island of my kitchen ever so precise to angle my barstool, laptop, lube and legs in place. With one foot up on the counter and the other over on the matching stool, (more…)

Sexy This Week: A Panty Free, Cool Breeze

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I love my collection of high cut lace g-string panties, in colours of the rainbow, panties that when worn, cover the flesh between my legs to spring forth from the top cleft of my bum to blossom out, up over my hips higher to my waist. Only to gently grip me, and travel back down to my pubis and again cover my flesh of my lower anatomy with artful perfection. Yes I am a little conceited about that, but damn it all looks good!

Mornings spent getting ready in the ever increasing heat of the summer isn’t always pleasant, nor sexy! By the time I’ve hit the gym, breakfast is had, I’ve shit, showered, and shaved with hair and make-up done, getting dressed is sometimes the last thing on my mind. davide sorrenti-bare-bum-white-lace

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Tidbits; Sextoy Ergonomics

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Ergonomic; (especially of workplace design) intended to provide optimum comfort and to avoid stress or injury.

Ok so for all you aficionados of sextoys, ergonomic is a term I am sure you’ve heard enough times as they try to shove it down our throats or better yet up our asses all in an attempt to sell more of the latest and “greatest” new designs from manufacturers and designers the world over.  Big surprise, but our bodies are not the geometric shapes structured the way a life drawing class would have you believe, but an organic body with enough twists and turns to leave a person dizzy. The realistic also know that human beings have orifices that are NOT as deep or as wide as the grand Canyon, although I know a lot who are certainly willing and in some cases able to handle the larger than life sizes. (more…)

Tidbits; May is MASTURBATION Month

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Get to it!!!! This may explain me a little bit since this is my birth month!!! LOL

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Sexy This Week; Rain

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I live in Vancouver! It has milder weather than the rest of this big beautiful country I call my home, Canada. With that comes the rain, rain that keeps the grass green, the trees lush, the flowers in full bloom, and even tops up the water sheds that provide most folks in the lower mainland with one of the life giving nutrients most creatures on this planet need. However, it doesn’t rain as much as everyone else seems to think it does, but when it does, it’s a welcome change to the seasons we experience here in Vancouver, one that is warmly welcomed, and its the rain that’s sexy this week.

Watching the darkened clouds billow in over the city skyline gearing up for a release of always fresh smelling, cooly tingling drops of rain is always exciting. A sight packed with as much emotion as the blanket of fog that gently unfurls itself over the city moving eastward from the harbour inland through the downtown streets onward to the pathways of the parks. Sexy to say the least watching nature do what it does best, LIVE!wet chest (more…)

Tidbits; Opinion, “The Bullshit Barrier”

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It seems that folks are going through something these days, a lot of something, break-ups, job loss, the loss of loved ones, serious transitions & transformations, and I am not sure if it has something to with planetary alignment or energy shifts, but it’s some serious shit! There has been, and are many a conversation going on out there about the feelings and acknowledgement of this shift, and one thing that is for sure is the lack of emotional protection or advance warning when something does happen. The wall, that proverbial wall we build around our emotions to keep us guarded and strong seems to be crashing down hard, and for so many, with some serious consequences. (more…)

As Seen In; HUSH MAGAZINE The Crotch Watch with Video to Prove It! LOL

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The Crotch Watch with Video to Prove it!! LOL

 

 

 

You know what I am talking about: the coy glances to the crotches of a man that has caught your eye, quick darting glances as often as a person blinks throughout the day. Its human nature and for those of us that find ourselves in a state of perpetual heat, these are the actions that happen. For most men, low cut waist lines that dip to extremes like the blouses of fashionably dressed women, is just not an option. Their package is their pride and joy, and putting the goods on display through pants that caress the bulges, carrying the meat and potatoes, housing the family jewels, is a learned art that takes time to develop. You have to know what fashion labels to wear with finesse, to wet that appetite of the viewer, a table to be set for a feast soon to be had.

 

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Sexy This Week; Good Oral Hygiene

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Aside from the hair on your head, one of the first things we notice about a person is their smile and the set of teeth to back that smile up. Bright pearly whites, and I stress pearly, cause real teeth aren’t white but more a beautiful pearlescent, clean teeth that are a good indicator of the rest of an individual’s personal hygiene. Oral hygiene in the form of clean healthy teeth and a lovely smelling breath, that’s WHAT”S SEXY THIS WEEK!

 It’s what we first notice when meeting those we know or someone for the first time, and let’s be honest about that. A smile is not just about attracting admiration from admiring eyes, (more…)

Tidbits; Wannabe Slaves

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The realm of fetish is one seriously diverse world where you can pretty much find anything that tickles your fancy. One request I get on a regular basis is to be my personal slave, a slave that will do anything I order, for me, and mostly to me. As tempting as the offer is, I find myself politely declining on most occasions. Why? Well let me clarify.

Being a personal slave for many usually comes with the applicant’s pre-conceived notions of what that is, (more…)