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So you want to take your religious right to the next level and really, truly, have the lord in you? Well the folks at Divine Interventions have just what you are looking for. From the Jackhammer Jesus to the Bible Thumper, and my favourite, the Grim Reaper. Made of what they claim is the highest quality silicone, their lovely items come in a multitude of colours for what strikes your mood, and particular desire.

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The Vajankle masturbator.

So, yet again, it appears that folks will fuck just about anything with a hole that looks like a pussy and then again things that don’t look like a pussy. I’ve heard a lot of fun crazy shit that’s put a smile on my face and some that have elicited a good head shake, but I’m not here to judge!

If your a foot fetishist then maybe this one is for you! The folks at VICE have written quite an interesting little ditty on that one.

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For the love of sex, drugs, and ……..

I can’t stress enough how I am definitely no angel, never have been, and probably never will be, but as I move on in life I seriously find myself loving drug free sex. As I mentioned in Sexy This Week # 34. It has so many perks, and I for one can’t tell you enough of how I feel I about that. Ok I do love a good glass of wine, or two in the lead up to a good romp, but the prolonged sloppiness that comes from illicit substances that have gone well beyond their due date leaves me with the feeling it is something to be desired, and I am not desiring that.

I like to enjoy the time with quality over quantity, so I am able to have more throughout the day or go again and again without the fight to have the ultimate orgasm that just ends in frustration. Not to mention the angst a partner, or two may be going through long after your done and trying to sleep or come down.

Frustration that can be coercive, sad, humiliating, annoying, or end up in a seriously bad situation. Let’s remind ourselves that feelings change when you are on another plain, and change they can, and very rapidly.

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So you think you are a tough mutherfucker ready to fight at a moments notice cause you da man? Well let men show you! These guys have it figured and serve up a healthy heaping of best self defence techniques I have ever seen. Even the most macho of men wouldn’t want to get in the ring with these dudes! No sir-ree and since it is Wacky Wednesday well they are wacky all right!

Gotta love em!!
OOXX

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It’s always ASTOUNDED me how the general populace for the most part think that sex and sexuality stops at a certain age or time in a person’s life, whether it be from meno/manopause, illness, age, death, etc. I could go on here, but I think you get the point. The truth is, it doesn’t, and doesn’t have to either if your libido is waning. Society seems to place that unnecessary belief or as I believe “burden,” on those who are still sexual or displaying their sexuality as though it was a bad thing to be shunned and abhorred by all.

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Ok I have to admit, I love vagina as well, and sure as shit I’ve seen a lot of them, given where I work, and my own explorative personal life. However, let me tell you, there is none that look alike, unless of course the cosmetic surgeon down the way is offering a two for one deal on labial revisions, and even then they don’t look alike. (more…)

We here in Canada are in an election year, and my oh my some of us want to stick really stick it to some of them, in more ways than one! Well thankfully a company out of the UK has come up with the answer by producing blow up dolls of their favourite politicians. Since it is the UK we may be a little “behind” in getting up on it, because as well know Europe is always mach further ahead when it comes to well, EVERYTHING!!

Hopefully we wont be to far a foot. As this is something more akin to WACKY WEDNESDAY I though I would share it here since it seems more relevant to the political climate in my lovely country of Canada.

I mean, can’t you just imagine sticking it to our current PM? make him gag on it, or better yet give the doll a good reaming!

You be the judge!

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A vibrator filled with the ashes of a loved one long since deceased? Hmm the jury is still out for me, I think thoughts of folks running around with vials of blood from loved ones, or like the Victorians did, make jewelry out of a loved one’s hair. The times they are a changing and I am not here to judge it, just along for the ride.

Have a read!

April 28, 2015 first seen on Geekologie.com

“21 grams (a reference to the notion that the human soul weighs 21 grams) is a project created by artist Mark Sturkenboom that immortalizes your deceased husband’s ashes in a “memory box”, so you can still have an intimate night with him even after he’s long gone. The box contains a glass vibrator with the deceased’s ashes, speakers to play “your” music, an atomizer of his cologne, and a place for a ring he gave you. (more…)

So for those of you out there willing to find and use almost anything to stuff in one your eager orifices, and you who you are, have I got one for you!

The Dildo Maker!

Although it only really does a keen job of polishing a knob on the end of whatever you stick into it after giving a turn of the crank, the lumps and bumps are still left on the remainder of the shaft, left to your own devices so to speak. It appears to be only a concept, but a fun one to say the least. (more…)

The human body is an amazing machine that for the most part, many take for granted without a thought or a care as to how it works and the great care it takes to keep it running at optimal performance. We eat, sleep, and breathe, the basics, to keep our bodies running smoothly, but each of those three basics are much more complex than the oblivious and ignorant care to take the time to learn about. Learning about how your body works, and the process to maintain it’s mobility and optimal functioning, that’s whats sexy the week.

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