Made of 100% medical grade silicone, the Ai is a hand sculpted design for intense stimulation and comfort. The velvety smooth finish slides and glides when in contact with a water based lubricant or your own natural juices. This hypo-allergenic baby is safe for your body and harness compatible for use by your partner. Once in motion the smooth ridges brush your sweet spots as it slides in and out. It comes with a 30 day warranty with proof of purchase with the manufacturer and 3 lovely colours to entice you further, pink, blue, lavender.
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Yes you read it right, a condom that glows in the dark. Night Light is two layers of latex that seal in the non-toxic phosphorous pigment of the 3rd layer for those that just can’t find it in the dark. Keep in mind although fun, it is latex and for those with allergies this little martian is not for you. I am up for a little night time venture aren’t you?
The Koloss Vacuum Erection System is designed to create and maintain your erection. The company states “the intended use is to create erections in men with erectile dysfunction to restore ability and strengthen weak erections”. Made of ABS plastic that is pthalate free the kit comes with the pump, mounting cone, penile cylinder, 4 compression bands, and a comprehensive set of instructions. Instructions that are easy to follow and a device that is easy to use. Simply insert the mounting cone to the end of the tube, slide the compression rings over and onto the tube, remove the mounting cone and slide over your penis. It is recommended to use a petroleum like jelly or something of that thickness applied to the end of the tube to get a complete seal before you begin pumping. Take your time as going tom fast can create to much suction to start and if you are a beginner you may not like this. Keep in mind this an air suction device much different from the
The Penis Head Enlarger is just that! A penis head enlarger for your growing member from the folks at Pipedream. Advertised as “getting incredible sucking sensations where you want them most while watching your cock grow bigger and thicker than ever before!” Actually it’s just the head of your penis, but hey why not, bigger is better! Apply the PVC sleeve around the head that actually clings to it all by itself. As you grow, it makes an even better seal allowing it to truly do what it’s supposed to do; provide a super strong vacuum effect for maximum results. Simply squeeze the pump ball to create suction and watch it gently deliver a subtle sucking action to engorge that head bigger and bigger. The idea is to prolong erections and ejaculation with the included enhancement ring you slide over the shaft till it is nice and snug to prolong the inevitable and the fun. When done just detach the hose from the cylinder, wash in mild soap and water or with the
Poking it With a Stick
Originally Released; Nov 04, 2012
Velvet discusses discovering a bumblebee nest and poking it with a stick, lip fusion, restylane in lips, numbing from the inside out, the amazing porn star moulded silicone Fleshjack, trans in the news and a letter from ‘Tony’ wondering if I can reach orgasm.
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Ass Waxing
Originally Released; Oct 29, 2012
Velvet discusses the finer points of quality ass waxing, clothes pegs on labia, package examination, discount hair and refurbished wigs, hair plugs and micro implantation, playing doctor and genitals, Pleasure Wigs and trans in the news.
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How’s this for a couple’s interactive game that will leave you both laughing, talking, and or course touching? The Fetish Dice Play Game from Ball and Chain Fun. Roll the dice and do what they say! A simple game without rules or instructions, it’s that easy and fun! Be tickled pink, whipped, paddled, tied-up, or punished, while acting out, or acting your deviant fantasies. Simply take turns rolling the dice and indulge.
Love is back, so say the folks at Evolved and I tend to agree. The “All on Red” from the Roulette Edition is a dial up for intensity that starts off as a low hum to a high frequency roar guaranteed to deliver satisfaction for those who know what they want without all the fuss of multiple speeds and settings! Get down to it I say without any stops in between. The power comes from 2 AA batteries for a super powerful ride. Twist off the base insert your batteries and twist closed, it’s that easy. With their sleek designs, odourless body safe silicones, and phthalate free latex, the Roulette Collection is billed as 100% waterproof, although I wouldn’t go so far as to say that, but I’ll let you be the judge. All in the line come with soft, flexible, pliable shafts and tips to get those hard to reach places. These come neatly packed in their own decorative tin for travel abroad and storage at home. Each Evolved toy has a 1 year warranty with proof of purchase. The dimensions boast a length of 7.75″, a width of 1.5″ and a total weight of 15.7 oz. So truly what are you waiting for? Get down to it!
Ever wondered how to get that lube up there, whether it’s a trip n the back woods or the front garden? The Lubricant Launcher makes short work of that! Very popular this one handed usable device has a 4.75″ insertable depth and an overall length of 7.5″. It gets in there and is for use in both orifices with your choice of lube. Having said that be careful of the consistency, it can run out of the tip before you’ve even begun to shoot to the depths of pleasurable return. The choice of colours runs from smoke to pink, blue, and red and are available in a one shot applicator or three. There is a latex cap to place over the tip once loaded in preparation for use at a later time. It is a plastic if that matters, but for me, I have to tell you,
SHOOT ME UP!!!
The must have for that tiki party you have been always wanting to have. Be the hit hostess with the mostest with these colourful 12″ lovelies from HottProducts. Amaze your friends with you bar skills and slip this baby into that tropical drink for some serious eager sucking. Flexible at the top 3″ it is reusable for the next soiree! So remember when 7″ is just not enough to get those liquids to those eager lips!
