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Reviews; Koloss Vacuum Erection System

Koloss Erection EnhancerThe Koloss Vacuum Erection System is designed to create and maintain your erection. The company states “the intended use is to create erections in men with erectile dysfunction to restore ability and strengthen weak erections”. Made of ABS plastic that is pthalate free the kit comes with the pump, mounting cone, penile cylinder, 4 compression bands, and a comprehensive set of instructions. Instructions that are easy to follow and a device that is easy to use. Simply insert the mounting cone to the end of the tube, slide the compression rings over and onto the tube, remove the mounting cone and slide over your penis. It is recommended to use a petroleum like jelly or something of that thickness applied to the end of the tube to get a complete seal before you begin pumping. Take your time as going tom fast can create to much suction to start and if you are a beginner you may not like this. Keep in mind this an air suction device much different from the

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Reviews; Penis Head Enlarger

Penis Head Enlarger The Penis Head Enlarger is just that!  A penis head enlarger for your growing member from the folks at Pipedream. Advertised as “getting incredible sucking sensations where you want them most while watching your cock grow bigger and thicker than ever before!” Actually it’s just the head of your penis, but hey why not, bigger is better! Apply the PVC sleeve around the head that actually clings to it all by itself. As you grow, it makes an even better seal allowing it to truly do what it’s supposed to do; provide a super strong vacuum effect for maximum results. Simply squeeze the pump ball to create suction and watch it gently deliver a subtle sucking action to engorge that head bigger and bigger. The idea is to prolong erections and ejaculation with the included enhancement ring you slide over the shaft till it is nice and snug to prolong the inevitable and the fun. When done just detach the hose from the cylinder, wash in mild soap and water or with the

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Podcasts; Transister; Poking It With a Stick

Velvet Steele Transister

Poking it With a Stick

Originally Released; Nov 04, 2012

Velvet discusses discovering a bumblebee nest and poking it with a stick, lip fusion, restylane in lips, numbing from the inside out, the amazing porn star moulded silicone Fleshjack, trans in the news and a letter from ‘Tony’ wondering if I can reach orgasm.

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Podcasts: Transister; Ass Waxing

Velvet Steele Transister

Ass Waxing

Originally Released; Oct 29, 2012

Velvet discusses the finer points of quality ass waxing, clothes pegs on labia, package examination, discount hair and refurbished wigs, hair plugs and micro implantation, playing doctor and genitals, Pleasure Wigs and trans in the news.

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Reviews; Fetish Dice Play

Fetish Play DiceHow’s this for a couple’s interactive game that will leave you both laughing, talking, and or course touching?  The Fetish Dice Play Game from Ball and Chain Fun. Roll the dice and do what they say! A simple game without rules or instructions, it’s that easy and fun!  Be tickled pink, whipped, paddled, tied-up, or punished, while acting out, or acting your deviant fantasies. Simply take turns rolling the dice and indulge.

Reviews; Evolved, All On Red

All On RedLove is back, so say the folks at Evolved and I tend to agree. The “All on Red” from the Roulette Edition is a dial up for intensity that starts off as a low hum to a high frequency roar guaranteed to deliver satisfaction for those who know what they want without all the fuss of multiple speeds and settings! Get down to it I say without any stops in between. The power comes from 2 AA batteries for a super powerful ride. Twist off the base insert your batteries and twist closed, it’s that easy. With their sleek designs, odourless body safe silicones, and phthalate free latex, the Roulette Collection is billed as 100% waterproof, although I wouldn’t go so far as to say that, but I’ll let you be the judge. All in the line come with soft, flexible, pliable shafts and tips to get those hard to reach places. These come neatly packed in their own decorative tin for travel abroad and storage at home. Each Evolved toy has a 1 year warranty with proof of purchase. The dimensions boast a length of  7.75″, a width of 1.5″ and a total weight of 15.7 oz.  So truly what are you waiting for? Get down to it!

 

 

Reviews; Lubricant Launcher

Lubricant LauncherEver wondered how to get that lube up there, whether it’s a trip n the back woods or the front garden? The Lubricant Launcher makes short work of that! Very popular this one handed usable device has a 4.75″ insertable depth and an overall length of 7.5″. It gets in there and is for use in both orifices with your choice of lube. Having said that be careful of the consistency, it can run out of the tip before you’ve even begun to shoot to the depths of pleasurable return. The choice of colours runs from smoke to pink, blue, and red and are available in a one shot applicator or three. There is a latex cap to place over the tip once loaded in preparation for use at a later time. It is a plastic if that matters, but for me, I have to tell you,

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Reviews; Flexible Dicky Super Straws

 Flexible Dicky Super StrawsThe must have for that tiki party you have been always wanting to have. Be the hit hostess with the mostest with these colourful 12″ lovelies from HottProducts. Amaze your friends with you bar skills and slip this baby into that tropical drink for some serious eager sucking. Flexible at the top 3″ it is reusable for the next soiree! So remember when 7″ is just not enough to get those liquids to those eager lips!

Reviews; LEGEND by ONE Condoms

Legend Condoms by OneWhat can I say? Legend Condoms from the makers of ONE  a company offering, strong & sensitive, well rounded designs that are part of the solution to so many problems around the word and the most notable the HIV/AIDS epidemic gripping much of the world affecting so many of us. It only takes a visit to their site to tune yourself up on the hard work they are doing. I highly encourage you to do so!

For this review I am focusing on one of the many faceted products they have, LEGEND! It’s not like I am a size queen, ok I am, but hey let’s get real even the overly endowed need protection, right? RIGHT? What the LEGEND latex condom offers is a roomier tip and reservoir. MMMMM! Ok I’ll stop! They are pre-lubricated with silicone which some may not like but this is easy to wash off, or not, up to you. They are definitely longer and wider than the

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Reviews; Jopen E3 C-Ring

e3 EGO by JOPENThe c-ring from JOPEN that appeals to both man and woman that has it’s shape, design and function to thank for. Shaped like a pretty shell, what woman wouldn’t want this gently stimulating her oyster attached to a big old sea cucumber? Ok to much campy descriptive? At any rate this little beauty truly does perform. A premium silicone, rechargeable lithium battery fully ready in 3 hours, that’s whisper quiet when in action so it doesn’t disrupt the rhythm. It plugs into your USB port for charging on the go that boasts a security travel lock. With a velvety smooth finish it is a non-porous virtually seamless finish important for use on the male sensitive parts. The LED indicator light leads the way for on/off control and incremental speed control. Easy to clean, waterproof and hypoallergenic, the manufacturers boast of durability powered by a PowerBullet. It’s for use only with a water based lubricant for prolonged care and quality control, and is recommended to wash

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