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Wacky Wednesday; Penis Scarf

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Chilly anyone? I am, and by the look of it this lovely design has pockets for your hands, cell phone or whatever you wish to put in there! Ina ravishing shade of pink and deep red you’ll be the hit of the runways or the street bringing new meaning to the ever popular “peter heater” of the seventies. I even found one in my parents side board in their bedroom, not that I was ever snooping! (more…)

Tidbits: Sex Toys and Trade Shows

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Sex Toys at the trade show!

Yes I’m back to chat a bit about sex toys and trade shows, big surprise! Did you know that worldwide the sex toy industry brings in about 15 billion dollars? That’s a lot of dough, and I for one love kneading that green back! Sex toys are fun, and we know they come in a lot of shapes and sizes, colours and styles, battery operated, (more…)

Wacky Wednesdays: Play-Doh

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Some people have an awful lot of time on their hands, especially those that will find anything and everything phallic, sexual, perverse in anything they see, or touch. The latest so called scandal happens to be by the makers of Play-Doh, that is coming from irate, over thinking parents, yet in another rage of “think of the children” bullshit.

Reports of parents being enraged with a penis-shaped baking toy, wondering why nobody told Play-Doh that it’s latest toy looks exactly like a penis, or lovingly called Dil-Doh on twitter feeds! Well it’s no secret we’ve all seen what a penis looks like, and they ALL look very different, and as someone who works in the sex industry (more…)

Sexy This Week; The Kindness of Strangers

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Life is sexy and everything in it, at least it should be to be each and every person. It’s not always about in your face sex, sex, sex, which however is what I think about on an almost constant basis, but for those that read my work and follow my activism, you’ll know I am about so much more. We all like to feel good, and we get to feel good in so many different ways, through communication, touch, laughter and of course sex, but how about kindness? The kindness of strangers, that’s what sexy this week.

Forgive me for being overly philosophical or emotional, but I have met a lot of folks in my travels, and folks that I don’t even know. Folks that make it a habit of saying hello or generally complimenting me on something they have seen me do, or read about. As a public figure, and no not on the level of Hollywood personalities, but a local community personality, I am definitely out there in the public eye. Just research that in my news section or by doing a lovely google search. (more…)

Tidbits: The 10 Strip Club Commandments

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I LOVE exotic show lounges and when I can, frequent them as much as possible. I have a lot of friends who are performers in these establishments so I know what the protocol is for good and bad behaviour. However for some it’s not that cut and dry, as for some reason they weren’t in the line when the social etiquette card was being handed out.

I’ve seen, what I will lovingly call the idiots, acting like complete and utter assholes after a few drinks have entered their systems as though a little liquor is license to do so. It just proves that a lot (more…)

Wacky Wednesday; Wash Your Mimsy

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Feeling not so fresh, especially the women? Well this is what I found on my internet travels, and whenever I see something like this it makes me laugh my ass off! Mimsy cleansing!

Why?

Well ask yourself why no reference is made to a man soaping up his “Johnson, whittling the stick, polishing the pole, cleaning the cheese?” Well as popular culture would have you believe, only women have problems with freshness.

However, I beg to differ!

Case in point; I had a fetish client come to my door one time for a little slap and tickle of the CBT kind, and when it came time to grip his pole with my leather clad hand for a healthy round of gopher smacking, I wasn’t sure whether to puke, get the crackers (more…)

Sexy This Week: Education

Knowledge is key, knowledge is power, and with it anyone can go anywhere with it while using it to their own advantage. For many it is a life long ambition the pursuit of knowledge, and for others they are content never setting foot in a classroom ever again basking in what some would call ignorance or just stubborn behaviour. Learning about your passions, or interests whether for pleasure of business, getting an education, that’s what sexy this week.

As youngsters we go to school usually not of our own choice, or so we think, as we would rather spend our days in play, play, and even more play. When we are older, more mature, we begin to develop our own interests and set in motion the actions necessary to facilitate the education of our own choices.

Filling our minds with beautiful knowledge, images to remember or conjure up, solutions to determine, questions to formulate, art to create. We work our bodies at the gym or to varying degrees in our daily activities, but in the words of the one of the greatest campaign slogans; “a mind is a terrible thing to waste!” (more…)

Wacky Wednesday; Brothel Menu From 1912

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How civilized were they? The folks in jolly old England were truly having their jollies off and in good, filthy, fun fashion!

The language has changed since then, but for most of my readers I am sure you’ll be able to figure out what it all means, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what “squatting on prick means!” For all you history enthusiasts this little piece of literature comes from the London brothel of Mrs. F. A. Tasse and yes proves the point that the word FUCK, was well in use long before the 20th century. Ever heard of the proclamation “fornication under command of the king” (FUCK)? Whether you believe it or not, it makes for a great read! (more…)

Sexy This Week; Ecstasy Faces

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We all make them, and for those of us that enjoy the heated throes of passion we certainly don’t care what we look like while doing so. Open mouthed, closed eyes, furrowed brows, and droplets of sweat accumulating to run in rivulets down a quivering cheek, make up the look, the look of ecstasy faces, and that’s what sexy this week.

Facial expressions vary from person to person during sexual activity, whether it be solo or involved. The face takes on a life of it’s own that is directly connected to the excitement produced by the stimuli that get the body’s juices flowing.

The obvious feature is the eyes, that become half closed, glazed over orbs enraptured in a hypnotic dreamlike state of bliss. The mouth becomes an open set of quivering lips that slowly pull back to reveal a wet chasm gasping for air that releases soft bellowing moans of delight. Teeth so white and a darting tongue that seeks out the mouth of another eager to lock lips and explore tongue to tongue. (more…)

Sexy This Week; Tight Abs

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We all want them, and for many at the gym on a regular basis, working them is all they do, and work them hard they do. The routines are varied, strenuous, time consuming, and take a great deal of time to produce results. Diet is also a key factor in reducing body fat and the layer that “lovingly” covers them. They also are the spot on the body where stress and emotions, also a play a key factor in keeping them flat and defined and fat free. Flat, tight, toned abdominals, that’s what sexy this week.

Abdominal muscles are not only sexy, but very functional, supporting the body, keeping the guts in place, and from the considered shallow aesthetic of which I am a supporter, seriously HOT! Creating defined abs is a serious challenge, and I am currently working on them myself. My own are tight, somewhat flat, except when I am bloated, and getting more and more defined as my time at the gym increases each time I am there. I work them hard, change out (more…)