Wacky Wednesday: The Titty Fuck-Her Sextoys Gone Bad

Titty Fuck-Her

As much as the packaging of this “lovely” item tries to make it look like a worthwhile product with it’s glossy exterior, and quite frankly, beautiful box, the picture smacks you right in the face.

Pipe dream’s Titty Fuck-Her, the masturbator in the shape of tits and a pussy positioned, smack dab, right between them. Can we say somewhat misogynistic with a dash of objectification?

Made of “fanta-flesh” which is actually TPR (Thermo-Plastic-Rubber): billed as the most lifelike material that mimics the look and feel of real human skin, it warms to the touch during use, is waterproof, light weight, super stretchy and soft.

In the box you get a bottle of “moist” lube, cleaner, a bottle revive to bring back to life the fanta flesh, and a bullet with a remote control.Titty Fuck-Her2

However, I still couldn’t stop laughing at the picture on the box, and couldn’t believe that such a product design actually existed!!! Please don’t tell me a woman came up with this design? So, I let my curiosity get the better of me and had to take a look inside. Curiosity that should’ve killed this cat! LMAO!

Not only did it appear to have faded in colour to that of a corpse void of any semblance of the colour of skin, the bullet and controller looked like something from a design expos of the 70’s. SERIOUSLY OLD!

Moving along I began to open the inside plastic holder and take off the cover to reveal these “lovely” titties (insert sarcasm here) and upon doing so I was subjected to a waft of odour akin to that of a wet, moldy, burlap bag. IT FUCKING STUNK!

Needless to say I packaged up that piece of shit as quick as I could and threw it back on the shelf discounted beyond belief!

If it was up to me this product and others like it would never make on the shelves, but hey I’m not the one currently making that decision, but in future? HELL NO!!

LMFAO!!!