Billed as;

Heel, toe, 1-2-3! Kaylani’s Foot Fetish Masturbator is a deliciously kinky toy.

A velveteen pussy in the sole of the petite foot provides an incredibly lifelike sensation, with textured shaft.

Finished with toes with ruby red nails.

Ok WTF!

As a person that revels in the bizarre, there are quite a few things out there I find just stupid and useless, designed, for lack of better terminology, to suck the money out of some of those dumb-assed idiots out there in sex-toy porn land!

I know some guys will fuck just about anything with a hole, or make one just to do that, but this? Some of the things make me laugh so hard I pee myself, and this was one of them.

Just look at those luscious ruby red toenails, and that descriptive of the “velveteen pussy” that I just had to BOLD! Velveteen huh? I mean what the fuck is that? Velvet inside the bizarre substance commonly known as “silaskin” more like “sure-as-shit”!

I never did watch or see the DVD, but who cares, this was entertainment enough, trust me!

This is one I would want for the bizarro collection and nothing more, but alas who am I to judge, from what I understand it is a discontinued product anyway. I wonder why?

LMAO PMPAO (peeing my pants off)!