Well folks, here you have it the SQUILDO! For hard core fans of Tentacle Erotica, as described by Wikipedia;

“A type of pornography most commonly found in Japan which integrates traditional pornography with elements of bestiality and a fantasy, horror, or science-fiction theme. Tentacle rape or shokushu goukan (触手強姦?) is found in some horror or hentai titles, with tentacled creatures (usually fictional monsters) having sexual intercourse with predominantly female characters. Tentacle erotica can be consensual, but frequently contains elements of rape.

The genre is popular enough in Japan that it is even the subject of parody. In recent years, Japanese films of this genre have become more common in the USA and Europe although it still remains a small, fetish-oriented part of the adult film industry. While most tentacle erotica is animated, there are also a few live-action movies.”

This one is a sure fire must have, I think. At any rate it was made a by an Etsy craftsperson who also has others up for grabs on their little shop you may find to your liking, as this item is no longer available. Who knows maybe a little coaxing will get the artist to bring it back from the depths available for sale again.

Up for some calamari?