So for those of you out there willing to find and use almost anything to stuff in one your eager orifices, and you who you are, have I got one for you!

The Dildo Maker!

Although it only really does a keen job of polishing a knob on the end of whatever you stick into it after giving a turn of the crank, the lumps and bumps are still left on the remainder of the shaft, left to your own devices so to speak. It appears to be only a concept, but a fun one to say the least.

Think of a hand crank pencil sharpener from the days of when many of us were young and in school.

Have a read!

By Dorothy Tan, 21 Feb 2013
For DesignTAXI

“Vienna-based designer Francesco Morackini has created a pencil sharpener-like device that turns everyday objects and common food into dildos.

Inspired by the sleek pencil sharpener that famous French designer Raymond Loewy invented in 1933, the Francesco MorackiniDildo Maker uses the same shaving method to shape the ends of phallic-shaped objects into the likeness of the male sex organ.

Demonstrating the machine’s function on a variety of objects—from a sausage and a carrot to a wooden stick and a wax candle—the designer shows how easy it is to use the Dildo Maker, which offers “an almost limitless choice of creations”.

Unfortunately—for those of you who are actually inclined to use a DIY edible sex toy—the Dildo Maker appears to be just a concept.”