The obsession with the larger than life male member has been around for a long time, since, well, man was able to breathe! It seems that the average of six inches is just not enough, nor is the girth that corresponds with a six inch trouser snake. We know that not all men are created equal, trust me, I have seen my fair share and not one looked like the other.

With all the visual depictions of real, fake and artist renderings of penis, it quickly becomes clear the variance is all around us. One thing for sure is the visuals supplied by pornography show us that dick needs to be big, large, huge, gargantuan even.

So, where there is a demand, there is a supply, a supply for devices, lotions, potions,

pills and techniques of all kinds to attain the somewhat unattainable, a BIG DICK! Those with a bit more money to spend can even resort to surgical techniques if they feel the cheaper methods just don’t cut the mustard. Procedures that can involve implantation for girth and erectile problems, or cutting the support tendons to bring the penis forward out of the body since there is about 4 inches still within the body not yet exposed. Other methods include beading and transplantation. Either way you look at it, procedures that can be, and are usually highly invasive to the body and don’t always work. As with any cosmetic procedure there are risks so beware! There are even examples of the obsessed addicted to injecting free flowing silicone into their cocks turning it into some freakish example of a rock bass out of water. Or saline injections, although not permanent, still enlarges the penis gradually shrinking it back to original size

If surgery, or the do it yourself methods are not your thing, then why not try something else, if you must? Stretching seems to be the preferred method, take for instance the ProExtender, that anchors at the base of the penis resting on the pelvic wall and grips tight just behind the glans to gradually stretch while being worn for lengthy periods. It looks painful and has seriously mixed reviews. One of the most popular methods is the air pump, although fun, not necessarily great, it can damage vessels and tear tissue if one is to aggressive. Choices come in the original air pump of the Vacuum Pump or the newer, gentler water pump method from HydroMax worn while in the shower. The Latter choice being less aggressive on the organ and with proven longer lasting results is actually one I recommend, but I’ll let you be the judges here! Think of stretching as you would working out at the gym, things get big, but without regular workouts can shrink again. Constant attention will help with the maintenance.

Why not try “jelqing“, the process of milking the penis when semi erect, basically a form of stretching without the pump. The folks at pegym.com have it all figured out.

Next up are all the lotions, potions, and creams formulated to swell the member, none have been medically proven, and most do-nothing except provide you with some lubrication for rubbing one out. Sorry folks, these come under the dubious category of snake oil. SAVE YOUR MONEY!!

I know it can be traumatizing having a small penis, but on the other end of the scale having a big dick can be just as traumatic. The human body isn’t designed for cock the size of a pop can, although a lot of folks are very capable of taking that size arrangement, I’m just saying. Folks need to be realistic in their desires for a dick of death so often used in porn, cavity depths just aren’t as deep, or capable of handling the girth of a forearm. Think UTI, a urinary tract infection, bladder infection, flesh tears, I could go on. Just be realistic here.

However, if your like me, and get excited over spending money just for spending money’s sake, hell even buying toilet paper gets me hot! Don’t ask! What I urge is that potential consumers do their homework. Most products don’t offer a money back guarantee which will leave you with a hole in your pocket, pissed off, and possibly humiliated after getting sucked in to buying the latest and greatest batch of snake oil or useless plastic ready for the recycling bin.

Take this little story for example!

ORIGINALLY PRINTED IN THE STAR June 3, 2014

Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead

By Natasha Joibi

KUALA LUMPUR: A man who purchased a penis enlargement device online had a rude shock when he received a magnifying glass instead of the device he thought he had purchased.

MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau chairman Datuk Seri Michael Chong said Tuesday that the disgruntled customer, known only as Ong from Seri Kembangan, had paid RM450 for the penis enlarger.

“When he received the package, he was shocked to find a magnifying glass inside.

“The instructions that came with the package merely read ‘Do not use in sunlight’,” he said.

Chong told reporters that Ong was one of many who have fallen prey to online scams of this sort.

“Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams. Three people lost a total of more than RM80,000 to these scams this year alone,” he said.

Chong added that scammers lure their victims by selling their products at a low price and very often, the items never get to their customers.

Lawyer Alex Kok said that unsatisfied customers who wished to sue these scammers would find it difficult to do so due to the dubious nature of the business.

“It is especially hard if there is no proof of purchase, such as receipts.

“We wouldn’t know who to sue or where and how to sue them,” he added.

12 victims of online scams have sought assistance from the MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau since 2012.

My word of advice? Buyer beware as you may be stuck with what you have, so learn to live with it!