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Wacky Wednesday; Breast Forms Gone Bad

Bad Breast Forms

Here you have it folks, breast forms gone bad!

First you’ll be drawn to the lovely, what appears to be a shoe box, these glowing orbs are neatly tucked away in, so slick and colourful it must have taken the manufacturer’s design team forever to come up with packaging so unique.Bad Breast Forms2

Secondly, once the box is open you WILL be struck by these “glowing” orbs! I mean they fucking glow! Tell me you’ve seen real breasts that look anything like this colour, and I’ll be the first one questioning where, and who you saw them on, and it better have been in a lab or quarantined section of area 51. What happened to quality control on colour, or were they all out at the water fountain drinking vodka?

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Tidbits: The Art of Buying Sextoys

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The price of your favourite adult therapeutical aid, in layman’s terms, sextoy, can add up pretty damn fast, and break your bank account in the process! Trust me, I know first hand, but like all of you out there, I love a good deal and I’ll go to great lengths to get one. However that doesn’t mean compromising quality for cheap.

There is a reason I appreciate the product knowledge that your local sextoy advocate has when educating you on the good, the bad, and down right ugly in an industry that for the most part is unregulated. It’s because of this fact that companies are producing toys at lightning speed without a governing body to regulate and test the “toys” hence the reason the toys you use are classified as “novelty use” because, believe it or not, they are considered to have no use.

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ICING SUGAR: A Party About Sex Toys

ICING SUGAR

ICING SUGAR

An Evening of Sweet Treats and Sugary Delights

With the anticipated return of your hostess

VELVET STEELE

DJ Kasha Kennedy

presented by

Eldorado Boutique and Pink Soda Productions

A PLAY PARTY WITH A SWEET AND SENSUAL TWIST…
EVERYTHING’S BETTER WITH A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR ON TOP

A celebration of all things sugary, sweet, tart and unique.

An erotic feast for the senses laid out for your pleasure:
Fill your darkest desires or simply satisfy your sweet tooth. From feathers to leather, sugar to Steele – there’s something for every palette…

Complete with a few naughty presentations on Lubes, Lotions, and Potions, and some of your favourite Sextoys

Take a nibble if you dare!

PANSEXUAL – NEWCOMERS – SWINGERS – KINK – LGBTQ – COUPLES – SINGLES

Play the night away with all the beautiful boys and girls at Vancouver’s ONLY licensed sex positive, sex on premises club.

LICENSED BAR – LOUNGE – DANCEFLOOR – COAT/BAG CHECK – OPEN LATE
CANDY STATIONS – SENSUAL DÉCOR

PUBLIC AND PRIVATE PLAY AREAS – DUNGEON EQUIPMENT – GLORY HOLES- VIDEO VISUALS – IMAGERY – DJ (TBA)

PLUS:

Sweet treats available for purchase from your premiere adult candy shop – ELDORADO BOUTIQUE, where we bring it to you!
TOYS, LUBE, LOTIONS, SEXY CANDIES

With our friendly, knowledgeable and experienced staff on hand to answer all your questions

Entry $20

Wacky Wednesday: 7 Completely Insane Sex Toy Designs

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Like the rest of the world things just keep on getting more and more bizarre in the world of sextoys. I am not sure if it is boredom or just truly the thrill seekers wanting newer and “better” items to stick in their orifices, or put their dicks into. I do see a lot of wacky things, and well, have done a lot of wacky things. I am not here to judge, if I did, I wouldn’t be doing some of the things I do in my life, such as advocacy and activism.

However the folks at www.cracked.com have come up with a humorous article detailing a few items up for grabs through some of the site I myself shop at.

Have a look, and you be the judges, I’ve even linked the photos to the home site for my dirty fun pictures of these lovelies! You just may find yourself stumped, and as I like to say when lecturing,

Listen, learn, and maybe laugh a little. I do!

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Wacky Wednesday: Still Getting Intimate/ Having Your Loved One’s Ashes Preserved In A Glass Vibrator

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A vibrator filled with the ashes of a loved one long since deceased? Hmm the jury is still out for me, I think thoughts of folks running around with vials of blood from loved ones, or like the Victorians did, make jewelry out of a loved one’s hair. The times they are a changing and I am not here to judge it, just along for the ride.

Have a read!

April 28, 2015 first seen on Geekologie.com

“21 grams (a reference to the notion that the human soul weighs 21 grams) is a project created by artist Mark Sturkenboom that immortalizes your deceased husband’s ashes in a “memory box”, so you can still have an intimate night with him even after he’s long gone. The box contains a glass vibrator with the deceased’s ashes, speakers to play “your” music, an atomizer of his cologne, and a place for a ring he gave you. (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: The ‘Dildo Maker’

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So for those of you out there willing to find and use almost anything to stuff in one your eager orifices, and you who you are, have I got one for you!

The Dildo Maker!

Although it only really does a keen job of polishing a knob on the end of whatever you stick into it after giving a turn of the crank, the lumps and bumps are still left on the remainder of the shaft, left to your own devices so to speak. It appears to be only a concept, but a fun one to say the least. (more…)

Tidbits: How To Find A Toy That Will Make Your (Solo) Sex Life Sizzle

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Guest Authored By; Natalie Cleary

It’s no secret that sex feels great, and is great for you. But masturbation can be just as amazing as actual intercourse—if not better. According to Women’s Health, not only is solo sex the best way to get in tune with your body and experience mind-blowing orgasms, but it offers a ton of awesome benefits such as increased joy, stress relief, and greater self-acceptance. And while the classic method of masturbation is, well, a classic, sometimes the right toy can take your experience to the next level. (more…)

Wacky Wednesday; Siim Camera Tipped Vibrator

Siim by Vakom

For those of you wanting a balls deep view, have I got one for you! The SIIM by Svakom of the US. This little lovely boasts a camera to see right in there during orgasm and whatever else you can think up to use it for.

Here is what Svakom have to say about it;

“Vibration. Pulsation. Visualization. It’s all here with Siime, our most innovative design that combines pleasure while allowing you to capture the most intimate moments and explore the most intimate parts of the body. Intelligently designed with a subtle light and built-in camera lens at the tip, Siime will allow you to experience pleasure like you never have before, both visually and through the sensation of vibration. The simple to use touch controls on the vibrating shaft combine with a USB cable for laptops, or smart phone application that allows you to simultaneously share your stimulation and intimate pleasure with your partner whether they are beside you or miles away. Made using, 100% green technology the fastest recharging in the industry, Siime will provide hours of uninterrupted, probing pleasure and exploration.”

So get in there and have a close up view for how the inner workings of the human body react during orgasm!!

Tidbits; Sextoy Ergonomics

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Ergonomic; (especially of workplace design) intended to provide optimum comfort and to avoid stress or injury.

Ok so for all you aficionados of sextoys, ergonomic is a term I am sure you’ve heard enough times as they try to shove it down our throats or better yet up our asses all in an attempt to sell more of the latest and “greatest” new designs from manufacturers and designers the world over.  Big surprise, but our bodies are not the geometric shapes structured the way a life drawing class would have you believe, but an organic body with enough twists and turns to leave a person dizzy. The realistic also know that human beings have orifices that are NOT as deep or as wide as the grand Canyon, although I know a lot who are certainly willing and in some cases able to handle the larger than life sizes. (more…)

Tidbits; The Burning Realities; Allergies To Your Sextoys, Lotions, & Potions

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So you think your some sort of super hero able to take on any and all things that come your way? Guess again! you might think you are strong and virile healthy as a horse, but the burning reality is that we are all becoming increasingly sensitive to all sorts of things. From food, to scents, lotions, potions, lubes. Cosmetics, clothes, fabrics, fibres and skins, right down to your darling sex toys! Allergic sensitivities are popping all over the place, environmental allergies, compound allergies, chemical allergies, household dust, mould, and dirt.

In the quest to get products to the masses at alarming rates that would rival the speed of light, companies will do almost whatever it takes to produce, market, ship and sell it! How do they do that you may find yourself asking? (more…)

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