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Penis bleaching…..

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Penis bleaching….. Well here you have it folks the latest out of Thailand. Something else I came across in my travels through internet space I thought worth sharing.

Yes for quite some time anal bleaching has been favoured by many thinking that their lovable and or loved “bullet wound” is just not the right shade and have resorted to the use of lasers,  creams, lotions and potions to get that desired shade.

Vanity has taken many forms, and people go to great “lengths” to obtain that ideal, and I’m no stranger to going under the knife or laser. As a person who has experienced a great many treatments, I have to say there are some that are flat out snake oil concoctions and procedures that I reserve my right to have those opinions. Just ask me, I‘ll tell you what I think.

I’ll say though, its not like I haven’t contemplated trying a few bleach treatments on my coveted bullet wound, and have actually done so. Creams that burned, stunk, stung, and probably should have stuck with being a lubricant than a lightening agent. What were they thinking, let alone myself? Ouch!

Then there is the question of why not a man’s dick? That prized possession that seems to get so much attention its proudly shared all over the internet in unsolicited dick pics? LOL

To be honest, I think it was just a matter of time before surgeons began offering the treatment to those in need. Giving light to the sabre of love, I wonder if that’s what George Lucas had in mind? Focus Velvet, focus! I mean, I guess whatever floats your boat, I’m no one to judge, but a lovely article has come out on the subject by Joe Dziemianowicz for the folks over at NY Daily News.

He mentions all the details one needs to know before making the decision to lighten and brighten up.

Skeptic? I’ll let you be the judge

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Wacky Wednesday; Penis Scarf

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Chilly anyone? I am, and by the look of it this lovely design has pockets for your hands, cell phone or whatever you wish to put in there! Ina ravishing shade of pink and deep red you’ll be the hit of the runways or the street bringing new meaning to the ever popular “peter heater” of the seventies. I even found one in my parents side board in their bedroom, not that I was ever snooping! (more…)

Morning Erection

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For those of us that like penis, morning erections (actually called Nocturnal Erections) is something we’ve all dealt with. The half groggy pokey pokey in the backside with the hopeful intention of slipping it in somewhere for an even better ride even if it is during casual spooning at the crack of dawn. There is a scientific reason they happen, as you’ll read in the explanation below written by Justine Alford, supplied by UBC Psych 350A, a compelling read that tells it from physiological standpoint, and is spot on.

As daunting as they may seem, these morning erections, they are part of the physical make-up of the male, enjoyed, sometimes irritating, (more…)

Tidbits; BIG BICK

The obsession with the larger than life male member has been around for a long time, since, well, man was able to breathe! It seems that the average of six inches is just not enough, nor is the girth that corresponds with a six inch trouser snake. We know that not all men are created equal, trust me, I have seen my fair share and not one looked like the other.

With all the visual depictions of real, fake and artist renderings of penis, it quickly becomes clear the variance is all around us. One thing for sure is the visuals supplied by pornography show us that dick needs to be big, large, huge, gargantuan even.

So, where there is a demand, there is a supply, a supply for devices, lotions, potions, (more…)

Podcasts: Transister; Leg Worship

Velvet Steele Transister

Leg Worship

Originally Released; Nov 11, 2012

It’s all about the legs from the ground up in this episode as Velvet shares her thoughts on seamed stockings, caressing and hugging those legs and a cock between feet, knees and thighs. Other topics include androgyny, learning makeup skills, details about The Rogue Erection Enhancer, a letter from ‘John’, trans in the news and more.

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Reviews; Penis Head Enlarger

Penis Head Enlarger The Penis Head Enlarger is just that!  A penis head enlarger for your growing member from the folks at Pipedream. Advertised as “getting incredible sucking sensations where you want them most while watching your cock grow bigger and thicker than ever before!” Actually it’s just the head of your penis, but hey why not, bigger is better! Apply the PVC sleeve around the head that actually clings to it all by itself. As you grow, it makes an even better seal allowing it to truly do what it’s supposed to do; provide a super strong vacuum effect for maximum results. Simply squeeze the pump ball to create suction and watch it gently deliver a subtle sucking action to engorge that head bigger and bigger. The idea is to prolong erections and ejaculation with the included enhancement ring you slide over the shaft till it is nice and snug to prolong the inevitable and the fun. When done just detach the hose from the cylinder, wash in mild soap and water or with the

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Podcasts: Transister; Where’s the Penis?

Velvet Steele Transister

Where’s the Penis?

Originally Released; Sep 01, 2012

Counselling, crying in the bathroom, psychiatrists, hiding the penis, electrolysis, eunuchs, orchidectomy, bull balls, trans news and a question from Jennifer of Texas about the cost of SRS.

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