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Fleshlight’s Freak Series and Zombie Dildo’s Just in Time For Hallowe’en and Beyond

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Since Halloween is just around the corner, my favourite time of the year, I thought it would be the ideal post to celebrate All Hallow’s Eve in sexy wacky style. Let me remind you that Wacky Wednesday was created to showcase all things wacky in the world of sex toys, and we know there is a lot. However Wacky Wednesday has also grown to include the “wild and wondrous” of the internet, showcasing creations I find in my travels in cyber land, in case you were wondering.

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As a sex toy reviewer, why not? After all it is halloween and people don’t stop fucking just cause they are handing out candy do they? I only hope they are not doing both at the same time!

Anyway………

A few years back the creators at Fleshlight came up with the idea of making “Zombie Dildos”. I loved the idea, hell they even had a series, but it seems for some unknown reason the deadly delight no longer exists as a product. I did however find a great review, in vivid detail of the rotting stiff you’ll be sure to enjoy over at  Kinky Kitten. Hopefully if enough readers write and ask, one can hope that Fleshlght will resurrect the undead dick, and find it back on store shelves soon!wacky-wednesday-Fleshlight-Freaks-dildos

However, Fleshlight is not one to disappoint, they also have in their product list, the super cool Freaks collection of masturbators for the deviant at heart. Made of their high-quality mineral oil and rubber polymers, protected by a series of U.S. patents the Freaks boast 5 ghoulish colours. As a side note, the Fleshlight material also does not contain phthalates. Phthalates  are mainly used as plasticizers—substances added to plastics to increase their flexibility, durability, and longevity.

The names say it all; Alien, Cyborg, Drac, Frankenstein, Predator, Reapor, and my faves, Zombie Lady and Zombie Mouth. Just pic your passion, or poison pussy, and get to work tricking and treating with your choice of interior.

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If your worried about discretion, the company offers privacy protection, discrete billing, and discrete shipping right to your front door! Of course this is only the tip of the iceberg as to what else Fleshlight offers. You only have to browse the site to see all the goodies.

They also give the 5 top reasons to buy a Flashlight reprinted here for your consideration.

1)You’re in control.

Whenever you want, however you like, the Fleshlight sexual gratification alternative is there to fulfill your sexual fantasies and meet your desires.

2) Nothing is closer to the real thing.

Our soft, pliable, non-vibrating SuperSkin sleeve has been designed to provide the most realistic intercourse simulation known to man.

3) Improve stamina & performance.

Whether you’re a real Casanova or just a rookie to the game, there is always room for improvement. Test your skills, practice new techniques, and test how long you can last in one of our specially designed inserts, created for maximum sensation.

4) Practice safe sex.

The Fleshlight was created, in part, to address the risks associated with promiscuity, the spread of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases), and unwanted pregnancy. Whether you’re having trouble finding a safe partner or waiting for the right one to come along, the Fleshlight offers a safe and satisfying means for expressing your sexuality.

5) Lifetime of pleasure.

With proper use and care, the Fleshlight will last you a lifetime. If only it were that easy with real sexual partners.

I’m not so sure about these top 5’s but hey who am I to judge?

Happy Halloween

Wacky Wednesday: Sexy French Farmers Calendar

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Here’s another one for Wacky Wild and Wonderful Wednesdays although day late, well a few months late, so spank me! I don’t care, it’s my website and I’ll do what I want to!

SEXY FRENCH FARMERS!

I love objectifying men! Hell why not? We are always getting it crammed down down our throats how women and all those on the gender spectrum are being objectified, but why not MORE of the men?

To make a point I’m objectified, but I’ve commodified myself and I’m happy with that and do not need someone else telling me how misguided I am for doing so! We hear it all over the place, the fashion world, beauty competitions, body building, athletics, and the list goes You know what I say to that and sorry for being so blunt? FUCK YOU and the cart you rode in on, and take your attacking passive aggressive insecurities else where, they have NO place here.

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Wacky Wednesday: Tough Mutherfucker

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So you think you are a tough mutherfucker ready to fight at a moments notice cause you da man? Well let men show you! These guys have it figured and serve up a healthy heaping of best self defence techniques I have ever seen. Even the most macho of men wouldn’t want to get in the ring with these dudes! No sir-ree and since it is Wacky Wednesday well they are wacky all right!

Gotta love em!!
OOXX

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Rapture Olympus; Vancover PRIDE 2014

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TFD Presents the highly anticipatedRapture: OLYMPUS
July 31 – August 3 2014 | Vancouver, BC

LIBERACE – July 31st – Celebrities Night Club – 9pm
DJ Kitty Glitter | Del Stamp | Cruella De Vag | Valynne Vile

HEATWAVE – Aug 2nd – Westin Grand Hotel – 12pm
Alyssa Edwards | Nick Bertossi | Landon James | Brooke Lynn Hytes | Raye Sunshine
http://www.raptureheatwave.eventbrite.ca/

RuPaul’s Drag Race BATTLE OF THE SEASONS – VANCOUVER PRIDE 2014 – Aug 2nd – Commodore Ballroom – 7pm – 11pm
Bianca Del Rio | Adore Delano | Darienne Lake | Ivy Winters | Manila Luzon | Jiggly Caliente | with Michelle Visage
http://concerts.livenation.com/event/11004CBDA2F40C2A

MONROE.PRIDE – Aug 2nd – Heaven’s Door – 7pm – 3am
Battle of the Seasons afterparty
Alyssa Edwards | Rhea Litre | Zach Shore | domtop
http://www.monroepride.eventbrite.ca/

VICTORY – Aug 3rd – Commodore Ballroom – 10pm
Paulo & Jackinsky | Shokra | Cassandra | Courtney Act | Rhea Litre | Del Stamp
http://www.livenation.com/events/370244-aug-3-2014-rapture-victory-paulo-jackinsky

Tidbits; Men’s Underwear

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Tighty whiteys, boxers, boxer briefs, briefs, thongs and the mankini, although far from my favourite, are just a few of the names used for the different styles offered to the men when it comes to underwear. The guys for such a long time have had very little in the way of selection when it came to the coverings of their deliciously delectable meat and potatoes coveted by all. Women have had it good for far to long when it comes to their under things, and to see the offerings now being made to the men, is truly a breath of fresh air!

The first known “underwear” for men dated back almost 7000 years when prehistoric man used a “loincloth“, made of leather to cover the goods while running errands, which didn’t change for quite some time. The ancient Egyptians portrayed it a multitude of hieroglyphs and appeared to be wearing a kilt like covering, while  the Romans generally wore commando under their togas and battle gear. The loincloth was a staple well into the middle ages when the “codpiece” began to come into play. A pouch that was either worn over loose fitting breeches, or under, depending on the wearer, designed to keep everything in place with the ultimate goal of the presentation of virility to onlookers by enhancing proportions, that generally was an illusion, not unlike the padded bra of today. 

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Sexy This Week; The SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

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Men are forever under pressure to be the strong ones, never to show emotion, express their true feelings, talk their true feelings, or cry, and certainly not in public! This makes it difficult for those that are in a relationship with these men, whether it be friends or deeper to have them be expressive. Pent-up emotions create a multitude of stressful situations for both parties, and that’s just not fair. We as human beings need to talk and show emotion, that’s what makes us human, and social. Men that show all of those qualities are certainly unique, few and far between, and something to be cherished. (more…)