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Wacky Wednesday: Twerking Butt

Things get wilder and wilder, and somewhat objectified, but hey, I get it in the world of adult novelties because pretty much anything can be used as a “hole” so why not brand it, and sell it?

Well here you have it, the Twerking Butt from Porn Hubb. It twerks, it warms, it massages, it vibrates, and it activates. It has a multitude of vibration patterns, feels “real,” it’s even programmable with your favourite tablet or mobile phone, and even has 3D glasses for viewing of pre programmed movies for an even more real experience. Be sure to skip on over to the website for a more in-depth look, you’ll be sure to be amazed!

Be forewarned, the manufacturers have recently come out with a warning that it does overheat, and unlike a blowdryer that stays shut off for a period of time while it cools down, the Twerking Butt, is recommended that you turn it off to cool for a period of time. However you can turn it right back on again, because the kill switch, well, THERE IS NO KILL SWITCH! (more…)

Tidbits: On The Rise

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Advice is something I am always being asked to give, and if not, I am usually giving it of my own free will, well, because that’s just me. I am not a doctor, counsellor, or other, but given my life experience, one would think I am all of them given the amount of questions of an intimate nature that come my way!

On the top of my list are questions from men about, well theirs DICKS! Questions of all kinds, and my healthy readers can just imagine what some of them might be, I definitely don’t need to fill you in on that. For the sake of argument and discussion I’ll prove my point.

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Wacky Wednesday: Religious Rights

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So you want to take your religious right to the next level and really, truly, have the lord in you? Well the folks at Divine Interventions have just what you are looking for. From the Jackhammer Jesus to the Bible Thumper, and my favourite, the Grim Reaper. Made of what they claim is the highest quality silicone, their lovely items come in a multitude of colours for what strikes your mood, and particular desire.

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Wacky Wednesday: Vajankle

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So, yet again, it appears that folks will fuck just about anything with a hole that looks like a pussy and then again things that don’t look like a pussy. I’ve heard a lot of fun crazy shit that’s put a smile on my face and some that have elicited a good head shake, but I’m not here to judge!

If your a foot fetishist then maybe this one is for you! The folks at VICE have written quite an interesting little ditty on that one.

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Tidbits: How To Find A Toy That Will Make Your (Solo) Sex Life Sizzle

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Guest Authored By; Natalie Cleary

It’s no secret that sex feels great, and is great for you. But masturbation can be just as amazing as actual intercourse—if not better. According to Women’s Health, not only is solo sex the best way to get in tune with your body and experience mind-blowing orgasms, but it offers a ton of awesome benefits such as increased joy, stress relief, and greater self-acceptance. And while the classic method of masturbation is, well, a classic, sometimes the right toy can take your experience to the next level. (more…)

Tidbits; Think Of The Children

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Conversations around sex and sex work have always been a challenge, but especially so, when children are around. Folks seem so conflicted when it comes to any form of education, advocacy, images, representations or even depictions, implied or not. Now me as the eternal devil’s advocate I am always asking why, what’s this conflict, where does it come from? The reasons are endless, fortunately for me, I’m in social circles that have a very healthy outlook on sex, sex of any kind, or anything in general to do with it. We talk about, look at it, have it, express it, and of course educate the young around us. No we’re not having it front of them, or producing images, writings, or other as they’ll find it on their own, the curious always do, but those I know, definitely don’t shy away from it.

So, let’s think of children! Does that mean we should keep them forever sheltered about what is going in the world? The world of our physiological needs, biological needs? Needs for the most part that are beyond our control. (more…)

Tidbits; Life In The Sex Shop Comes In All Ages

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Life at the sex shop isn’t always about the young, beautiful, and physically fit venturing through the doors for the latest and greatest of sex toys on the market. It’s a variety of folks that come from all walks of life, of all backgrounds, cultural beliefs, religions, anything and everything, you name it, we see it. I realized long ago working as a sex educator and at the sex shop, that sex doesn’t stop as a person ages, let alone when a person loses a loved one. In particular someone who has been with an individual all their loving adult life. (more…)

As Seen In; HUSH Magazine Workplace Wanks

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ANECDOTES, SEX | JUNE 18, 2014 BY VELVET STEELE

Slowly the heat begins to rise from your toes up. You feel it take hold of your knees making you weak, ache, unable to get up as goose bumps begin to form across your back, up your spine, and through your shoulder blades as it continues up the back of your neck like the subtle bites you gave your last partner. Soft nips that produced squeals and moans of delight. The tingles are relentless as they push forward; up and over your scalp making hair stand on end, and a reddened face burn white-hot. The feeling moves onward and down your chest, making lazy nipples stand at (more…)

Tidbits; Masturbation Antics

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Like most human beings I know, I am horny a lot, yearly, daily, hourly…….ok pretty much all the time, and NEED to rub one out daily or I get a wee bit cranky to say the least! Just as everyone else does, I have my routine when getting down to business for a little alone time and trust me it doesn’t include anyone else in the picture except the visuals supplied by my laptop. My alone time is just that, alone time that I cherish for a little, and usually a lot of stress relief. At this point I am focused on me, myself, and I, and I’m not saying I’m selfish here, to the contrary, I’m an enthusiastic lover, always eager to pull my own weight, but one thing we can all agree on is the necessary quality of uninterrupted alone time. There’s nothing like it!

At any rate there I was itching to flick the bean, armed with my trusty laptop, I seated myself at the island of my kitchen ever so precise to angle my barstool, laptop, lube and legs in place. With one foot up on the counter and the other over on the matching stool, (more…)

Tidbits; May is MASTURBATION Month

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Get to it!!!! This may explain me a little bit since this is my birth month!!! LOL

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OOXX

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