Blog

Wacky Wednesday: Twerking Butt

Things get wilder and wilder, and somewhat objectified, but hey, I get it in the world of adult novelties because pretty much anything can be used as a “hole” so why not brand it, and sell it?

Well here you have it, the Twerking Butt from Porn Hubb. It twerks, it warms, it massages, it vibrates, and it activates. It has a multitude of vibration patterns, feels “real,” it’s even programmable with your favourite tablet or mobile phone, and even has 3D glasses for viewing of pre programmed movies for an even more real experience. Be sure to skip on over to the website for a more in-depth look, you’ll be sure to be amazed!

Be forewarned, the manufacturers have recently come out with a warning that it does overheat, and unlike a blowdryer that stays shut off for a period of time while it cools down, the Twerking Butt, is recommended that you turn it off to cool for a period of time. However you can turn it right back on again, because the kill switch, well, THERE IS NO KILL SWITCH! (more…)

WACKY WEDNESDAYS: Vacuuming My Anus

fart sign

We all fuck up now and then, some more than others leaving a large part of the population scratching their heads in disbelief as to the frequency for that part of the populace. I’ve done it, I am sure many of my readers have, but with the unique ability to laugh off the idiocy of the situation, by owning it, I say!

A unique little story came my way involving the gaseous passing we all have from our anus, farts. Yes farts, they can smell downright nasty especially the silent but deadly ones, be trumpet loud, or high pitched like the squeak of a mouse. They are endless in the types and just as endless in the descriptives we use for them, but they make us laugh. The story I am going to reference deals strictly with the smell factor and the unique, if not humorous way of dealing with the aroma and end result. (more…)

Sexy This Week; Tight Ass

womans ass

As of late, one of the things I’ve been focusing on at the gym is my legs, thighs, and well, my ASS! I’ve always been athletic but for those periods I’ve not been at the gym and then find myself in the difficult situation of forcing myself to venture back to the gym, the routine of exercising quickly comes back, being disciplined to do so, the exhilaration of the results and maintenance, and yes thank you muscle memory!

Squats, leg lifts, use on the machines, free weights, and the bar, all help to build the muscles in the back of the legs, and lower back thus lifting the ass into a nice full, round shape. A tight, firm, (more…)

Tidbits: In Through the Out Door

ButtCake.jpg.

I am not sure if it is the energy that comes from PRIDE in the months leading up to and after, but a question I am increasingly asked and still am; how to make anal sex less painful for first time players. I am not just talking about gay guys, but straight guys and women. Not that PRIDE actually has anything to do with it as I like to think, but truthfully I think that people are just becoming increasingly open minded and inquisitive to other forms of pleasure they never considered before. I have to say I just love PRIDE and all the things it invokes in folks, so HEAR HEAR to PRIDE!!

Ok, so now these eager beavers have decided that this is the next step in their sexual evolution, the question that gets asked is how do you get past the door that slams shut when anything gets remotely close? Things as small as your pinky, or ring finger, before introducing the big guns. How do you do it, how do you relax enough to get anything in there? (more…)

Podcasts: Transister; Ass Waxing

Velvet Steele Transister

Ass Waxing

Originally Released; Oct 29, 2012

Velvet discusses the finer points of quality ass waxing, clothes pegs on labia, package examination, discount hair and refurbished wigs, hair plugs and micro implantation, playing doctor and genitals, Pleasure Wigs and trans in the news.

Play

Podcasts: Transister; Ass In White Pants

Velvet Steele Transister

Ass in White Pants

Originally Released; Aug 11, 2012

Trips to Denmark, ass in white pants, the late night man, butt money, shaving, plucking, bleaching, back room surgery, father and brother, nipple suckers, trans in the news and a Vancouver fan asks a question about being public.

Play