Wacky Wednesday

Wacky Wednesday: The Titty Fuck-Her Sextoys Gone Bad

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As much as the packaging of this “lovely” item tries to make it look like a worthwhile product with it’s glossy exterior, and quite frankly, beautiful box, the picture smacks you right in the face.

Pipe dream’s Titty Fuck-Her, the masturbator in the shape of tits and a pussy positioned, smack dab, right between them. Can we say somewhat misogynistic with a dash of objectification?

Made of “fanta-flesh” which is actually TPR (Thermo-Plastic-Rubber): billed as the most lifelike material that mimics the look and feel of real human skin, it warms to the touch during use, is waterproof, light weight, super stretchy and soft.

In the box you get a bottle of “moist” lube, cleaner, a bottle revive to bring back to life the fanta flesh, and a bullet with a remote control.Titty Fuck-Her2

However, I still couldn’t stop laughing at the picture on the box, and couldn’t believe that such a product design actually existed!!! Please don’t tell me a woman came up with this design? So, I let my curiosity get the better of me and had to take a look inside. Curiosity that should’ve killed this cat! LMAO! (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Bonnie Rotton Mega Masturbator

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Misogynistic at it’s best! Feature this lovely one that leaves me wondering who the hell comes up with these designs? Ok I get the idea of masturbators, and the crazy array of designs out there, which for the most part I find seriously fun, and humorous, but like I’ve said before many leave me scratching my head in disbelief trying not to formulate an opinion. This one, I have to say, is seriously fucked! I don’t know how else to describe it.bonnie rotton

Here is how Sexcitable describes this lovely piece of work; (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Dolls By The Popovy Sisters

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Wacky Wednesday isn’t just about things wacky in the world of sex, sexuality, and sextoys, it’s also about the wild and wonderful in the art world of things sexy and erotic, and have I got one for you!popovy-lingerie-01

The Popovy sisters of Perm, Russia are award winning creators of dolls that would put Barbie and her world of plastic overindulgence to shame. Twin sisters that are fashion designers and artists took up doll making in 2004, part of an interest in human form that grew to include small collections of 10-14 dolls in each. The dolls are painstakingly hand crafted and sold to buyers around the world.

Their attention to detail is astounding, right down to the doll’s facial expressions, features, poses, and even the female genitalia. The women produce one collection a year and revel in the reactions the audience members produce at their gallery openings. (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Super Hero Kid’s Toys

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With all the superhero hype going on it seems only fitting to showcase a few kids toys that made it to market. My only question is who was in charge of product design and development?

Think whomever it was missed a few details.

Don’t you think?

LMAO! (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: BDSM Furniture For Your Dollhouse

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You’re not going to believe where I found these lovely little gems on my trips round the net, or maybe you will, since I did find a maker of some lovely glass dildos there.

Of all places ETSY!!

Nightfall Miniatures

Yes the do it yourself artisan site for makers of well, all kinds of things!

The artist Jenny CooperJenny Cooper Nightfall Miniatures a self styled Goth, not only makes items for the uber Gothic Dollhouse, but the down and dirty sexy toy dungeon. (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Kaylani’s Wicked Foot Masturbator With XXX DVD

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Billed as;

Heel, toe, 1-2-3! Kaylani’s Foot Fetish Masturbator is a deliciously kinky toy.

A velveteen pussy in the sole of the petite foot provides an incredibly lifelike sensation, with textured shaft.

Finished with toes with ruby red nails.

Ok WTF!

As a person that revels in the bizarre, there are quite a few things out there I find just stupid and useless, designed, for lack of better terminology, to suck the money out of some of those dumb-assed idiots out there in sex-toy porn land! (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Twerking Butt

Things get wilder and wilder, and somewhat objectified, but hey, I get it in the world of adult novelties because pretty much anything can be used as a “hole” so why not brand it, and sell it?

Well here you have it, the Twerking Butt from Porn Hubb. It twerks, it warms, it massages, it vibrates, and it activates. It has a multitude of vibration patterns, feels “real,” it’s even programmable with your favourite tablet or mobile phone, and even has 3D glasses for viewing of pre programmed movies for an even more real experience. Be sure to skip on over to the website for a more in-depth look, you’ll be sure to be amazed!

Be forewarned, the manufacturers have recently come out with a warning that it does overheat, and unlike a blowdryer that stays shut off for a period of time while it cools down, the Twerking Butt, is recommended that you turn it off to cool for a period of time. However you can turn it right back on again, because the kill switch, well, THERE IS NO KILL SWITCH! (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Porn Sex vs Real Sex

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Ok so here is a little fun video helping to break down the typical stereotypes of what the jaded or plain old dumb think a typical vagina looks like. The comparison between porn and real world is interesting to say the least and the video does go on to describe a few other things. What it doesn’t talk about when it comes to porn is the back ground prep of douching, waxing, cleaning, lubing, the stop and start, and the fact that a lot of performers and women in the real world are opting for cosmetic procedures to make their pussy more aesthetically pleasing to themselves and others. That’s only the tip of the iceberg. (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Orgasmatron 3000

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Ok I just love the name of this product, sounds like something out one of my favourite films, Barbarella where she has crashed landed on the 16th planet of Tau Ceti.ww top orgasmatron 3000

Not an actual product, but a design that was requested or rather an invitation for a design exhibition submitted by Dominic Wilcox I give you the Orgasmatron 3000.

“This Leather clad washing machine and saddle aims to bring the fun back to housework.

Instructions: After turning the dial to the required setting, press the ‘on’ button and climb into the saddle with your legs at the front of the machine.” (more…)

Wacky Wednesday: Squildo

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Well folks, here you have it the SQUILDO! For hard core fans of Tentacle Erotica, as described by Wikipedia;

“A type of pornography most commonly found in Japan which integrates traditional pornography with elements of bestiality and a fantasy, horror, or science-fiction theme. Tentacle rape or shokushu goukan (触手強姦?) is found in some horror or hentai titles, with tentacled creatures (usually fictional monsters) having sexual intercourse with predominantly female characters. Tentacle erotica can be consensual, but frequently contains elements of rape. (more…)

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