For those of you wanting a balls deep view, have I got one for you! The SIIM by Svakom of the US. This little lovely boasts a camera to see right in there during orgasm and whatever else you can think up to use it for.
Here is what Svakom have to say about it;
“Vibration. Pulsation. Visualization. It’s all here with Siime, our most innovative design that combines pleasure while allowing you to capture the most intimate moments and explore the most intimate parts of the body. Intelligently designed with a subtle light and built-in camera lens at the tip, Siime will allow you to experience pleasure like you never have before, both visually and through the sensation of vibration. The simple to use touch controls on the vibrating shaft combine with a USB cable for laptops, or smart phone application that allows you to simultaneously share your stimulation and intimate pleasure with your partner whether they are beside you or miles away. Made using, 100% green technology the fastest recharging in the industry, Siime will provide hours of uninterrupted, probing pleasure and exploration.”
So get in there and have a close up view for how the inner workings of the human body react during orgasm!!
Just when you thought art couldn’t get any better, ART, just keeps on getting better. For that little something extra for the asshole in your life is this lovely piece of poop, albeit steam free. Coiled up like the view many of you get when you turn back for that wipe and quick glance into the bowl of your own piece of art that many tend to brag about to friends, family, and loved ones. On the flip side, I can think of delivering this lovely golden coil to those most deserving, a lovely reminder of the truly golden piece of shit they are! That is however, the way I am interpreting this lovely piece of art. After all, art truly is in the eye of the beholder! 🙂
For more fun and thought provoking pieces have a gander at what the folks at The Plaid Zebra have “compiled for you. Truly inspiring!
Sure beats that christmas sweater your aunt keeps making for you!! Knit one, purl twice 😉
From Trixie Von Purl
About the Book
Spice up your needlework with this adventurous, irreverent, and fun guide featuring twelve projects inspired by the Kama Sutra—the classic illustrated handbook of sexual instruction—the perfect gift book for playful needle crafters.
Knit a variety of the most popular positions from the classic Kama Sutra, as well as a few of the more intriguing acrobatic poses with this frisky project book that is sure to get your creative juices flowing. All twelve projects include a witty overview highlighting quirky facts and information relating to each position, clear, easy-to-follow knitting patterns and detailed instructions for every stage, and gorgeous full-color photographs to help you visualize your progress, step by step. (more…)
This is so true, and I can tell you that having had many friends over the years that have been or are exotic dancers most can and will seriously relate to this. Now for those of you who are not a part of this world and may have some bizarre pre-conceived notions, you may want to have a read and learn a few things.
If prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, stripping may very well be the second oldest (more…)
Chilly anyone? I am, and by the look of it this lovely design has pockets for your hands, cell phone or whatever you wish to put in there! Ina ravishing shade of pink and deep red you’ll be the hit of the runways or the street bringing new meaning to the ever popular “peter heater” of the seventies. I even found one in my parents side board in their bedroom, not that I was ever snooping! (more…)
Sex Toys at the trade show!
Yes I’m back to chat a bit about sex toys and trade shows, big surprise! Did you know that worldwide the sex toy industry brings in about 15 billion dollars? That’s a lot of dough, and I for one love kneading that green back! Sex toys are fun, and we know they come in a lot of shapes and sizes, colours and styles, battery operated, (more…)
Some people have an awful lot of time on their hands, especially those that will find anything and everything phallic, sexual, perverse in anything they see, or touch. The latest so called scandal happens to be by the makers of Play-Doh, that is coming from irate, over thinking parents, yet in another rage of “think of the children” bullshit.
Reports of parents being enraged with a penis-shaped baking toy, wondering why nobody told Play-Doh that it’s latest toy looks exactly like a penis, or lovingly called Dil-Doh on twitter feeds! Well it’s no secret we’ve all seen what a penis looks like, and they ALL look very different, and as someone who works in the sex industry (more…)
I LOVE exotic show lounges and when I can, frequent them as much as possible. I have a lot of friends who are performers in these establishments so I know what the protocol is for good and bad behaviour. However for some it’s not that cut and dry, as for some reason they weren’t in the line when the social etiquette card was being handed out.
I’ve seen, what I will lovingly call the idiots, acting like complete and utter assholes after a few drinks have entered their systems as though a little liquor is license to do so. It just proves that a lot (more…)
Feeling not so fresh, especially the women? Well this is what I found on my internet travels, and whenever I see something like this it makes me laugh my ass off! Mimsy cleansing!
Well ask yourself why no reference is made to a man soaping up his “Johnson, whittling the stick, polishing the pole, cleaning the cheese?” Well as popular culture would have you believe, only women have problems with freshness.
However, I beg to differ!
Case in point; I had a fetish client come to my door one time for a little slap and tickle of the CBT kind, and when it came time to grip his pole with my leather clad hand for a healthy round of gopher smacking, I wasn’t sure whether to puke, get the crackers (more…)