Tidbits

Tidbits: Election Erections, Company Has Made Blow-up Versions of Party Leaders

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We here in Canada are in an election year, and my oh my some of us want to stick really stick it to some of them, in more ways than one! Well thankfully a company out of the UK has come up with the answer by producing blow up dolls of their favourite politicians. Since it is the UK we may be a little “behind” in getting up on it, because as well know Europe is always mach further ahead when it comes to well, EVERYTHING!!

Hopefully we wont be to far a foot. As this is something more akin to WACKY WEDNESDAY I though I would share it here since it seems more relevant to the political climate in my lovely country of Canada.

I mean, can’t you just imagine sticking it to our current PM? make him gag on it, or better yet give the doll a good reaming!

You be the judge!

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Tidbits: How To Find A Toy That Will Make Your (Solo) Sex Life Sizzle

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Guest Authored By; Natalie Cleary

It’s no secret that sex feels great, and is great for you. But masturbation can be just as amazing as actual intercourse—if not better. According to Women’s Health, not only is solo sex the best way to get in tune with your body and experience mind-blowing orgasms, but it offers a ton of awesome benefits such as increased joy, stress relief, and greater self-acceptance. And while the classic method of masturbation is, well, a classic, sometimes the right toy can take your experience to the next level. (more…)

Tidbits: Gender Confused?

Confused?

Most people are and don’t know what is right or wrong when it comes to gendering a person, and to be honest, most don’t and won’t unless helped with a little gentle education on the subject. Especially when asking a question on the subject that comes from a place of genuine compassionate ignorance, not “red-neck curiosity. As a person who considers herself a good ambassador on the subject, I will step up to the plate and educate those wanting to know, and I won’t be offended for them asking. You have to ask yourself; how would they know if you didn’t educate them, they’re not mind readers are they?

Although I agree with a lot of it, some of it I don’t, I do label myself, a label as woman who just so happens to be transsexual. Yes I’ve gone through a “little” corrective procedure to be that woman, but let me reiterate, I am woman first and foremost!

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Tidbits: Take Life By The Balls

Take Life By the Balls

Up for a few words of encouragement?

I am, we all know that life has it’s up’s and down’s and we do whatever it is to cope on a daily basis. For me it boils down to a few things, confidence and courage, courage to take what life has to offer, and the confidence to enjoy what it has to offer.

Cause ain’t life grand?

It surely is, and I question why more folks aren’t enjoying what it has to offer, stopping to smell the roses, seize the day, take the reigns, shit and get off the pot, or quite simply TAKE LIFE BY THE BALLS! Yes that’s it, TAKE LIFE BY THE BALLS and have a great time of it.

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Tidbits; An Actual Answer to ‘Why Is She Dating a Masculine Woman Instead of Just Dating a Guy?’

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I get asked questions similar to this statement, in nature, A LOT!

Some are pleasant, some ignorant, and many downright, for lack of a better term, FUCKING STUPID! Questions like, what do you see in her or him? They’re fat. They’re short! He’s ugly!  She’s ugly What’s up with that? Is that a guy or a girl? How can you like “that”?

The list of questions and statements goes on and on at dizzying rates of speed that I just can’t keep up, nor do I want to! In my quest to finish off a TIDBIT I am working on, I came across this amazing article that answers the elements of what I am talking about here quite well. The only difference is that it hits home about stereotypes of masculinity, sex, and gender, and I am in a good position to share in all of what is written in the article, possibly because of my unique set of circumstances.

As most of you know, I LOVE it all, I LOVE people! I love masculine men, I love feminine men, I love masculine women, and I love feminine women, and definitely everyone in between pushing those boundaries. My social circle is large and varied and I wouldn’t have it any other way, and those of you that have checked out all my social pages and the photos I post, you’ll see that I completely live what I say here.

I know I present a certain image, but it is my own presentation that for many, is stereotyped as to what I supposed to be attracted to based on that image, an image not superficial to me, but superficial to some others. Yet it’s those who have that stereotype and belief of me, that I should be in what their narrow minds tend to believe!

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Wacky Wednesday; Dildos Sold

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According to WIRED, “the dildo still towers over the competition when it comes to sales. At erotic shop Adam & Eve, which sells 2 million–plus sex toys a year, 14 of the top 25 are penis-shaped (more or less).”

That having been said, items that are somewhat far removed from the ergonomic/organic shapes we as humans prefer, should be somewhat of an indicator to all those out on the shop. Just because it looks funky, and the salesperson is good at their job for pulling the wool over your eyes, doesn’t mean it is right for you! My suggestion is to follow your gut feeling or go with what your original intention was when you set out to make that purchase if you’re unsure.

Speaking from experience, there is a lot of complete CRAP out there and a good portion of manufacturers think they can design, create, and sell to unsuspecting consumers, because to be honest, THEY THINK WE’RE ALL STUPID!

Be aware, and beware, when it comes to buying your next orifice filling item it may not be for you and most places won’t take it back once you’ve used it.

PERFORMANCE; FUSE Revolution Counter Revolution

FUSE Revolution Counter Revolution Sedan Chair

Yet another video surfaces of a performance I had the pleasure of taking part in at the Vancouver Art Gallery for FUSE, their quarterly interactive instalment where they blow open the doors to the membership for everyone, with curator Paul Wong, of Paulwongprojects. Enjoy!

Wacky Wednesday; Siim Camera Tipped Vibrator

Siim by Vakom

For those of you wanting a balls deep view, have I got one for you! The SIIM by Svakom of the US. This little lovely boasts a camera to see right in there during orgasm and whatever else you can think up to use it for.

Here is what Svakom have to say about it;

“Vibration. Pulsation. Visualization. It’s all here with Siime, our most innovative design that combines pleasure while allowing you to capture the most intimate moments and explore the most intimate parts of the body. Intelligently designed with a subtle light and built-in camera lens at the tip, Siime will allow you to experience pleasure like you never have before, both visually and through the sensation of vibration. The simple to use touch controls on the vibrating shaft combine with a USB cable for laptops, or smart phone application that allows you to simultaneously share your stimulation and intimate pleasure with your partner whether they are beside you or miles away. Made using, 100% green technology the fastest recharging in the industry, Siime will provide hours of uninterrupted, probing pleasure and exploration.”

So get in there and have a close up view for how the inner workings of the human body react during orgasm!!

Wacky Wednesday; Golden Poop

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Just when you thought art couldn’t get any better, ART, just keeps on getting better. For that little something extra for the asshole in your life is this lovely piece of poop, albeit steam free. Coiled up like the view many of you get when you turn back for that wipe and quick glance into the bowl of your own piece of art that many tend to brag about to friends, family, and loved ones. On the flip side, I can think of delivering this lovely golden coil to those most deserving, a lovely reminder of the truly golden piece of shit they are! That is however, the way I am interpreting this lovely piece of art. After all, art truly is in the eye of the beholder! 🙂

For more fun and thought provoking pieces have a gander at what the folks at The Plaid Zebra have “compiled for you. Truly inspiring!

Wacky Wednesday; 12 Sex Positions You Can Knit Yourself

Kama Sutra Knit

Sure beats that christmas sweater your aunt keeps making for you!! Knit one, purl twice 😉

From Trixie Von Purl

About the Book

Spice up your needlework with this adventurous, irreverent, and fun guide featuring twelve projects inspired by the Kama Sutra—the classic illustrated handbook of sexual instruction—the perfect gift book for playful needle crafters.

Knit a variety of the most popular positions from the classic Kama Sutra, as well as a few of the more intriguing acrobatic poses with this frisky project book that is sure to get your creative juices flowing. All twelve projects include a witty overview highlighting quirky facts and information relating to each position, clear, easy-to-follow knitting patterns and detailed instructions for every stage, and gorgeous full-color photographs to help you visualize your progress, step by step. (more…)

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