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Wacky Wednesday; Dildos Sold

WW Dildos sold

According to WIRED, “the dildo still towers over the competition when it comes to sales. At erotic shop Adam & Eve, which sells 2 million–plus sex toys a year, 14 of the top 25 are penis-shaped (more or less).”

That having been said, items that are somewhat far removed from the ergonomic/organic shapes we as humans prefer, should be somewhat of an indicator to all those out on the shop. Just because it looks funky, and the salesperson is good at their job for pulling the wool over your eyes, doesn’t mean it is right for you! My suggestion is to follow your gut feeling or go with what your original intention was when you set out to make that purchase if you’re unsure.

Speaking from experience, there is a lot of complete CRAP out there and a good portion of manufacturers think they can design, create, and sell to unsuspecting consumers, because to be honest, THEY THINK WE’RE ALL STUPID!

Be aware, and beware, when it comes to buying your next orifice filling item it may not be for you and most places won’t take it back once you’ve used it.

PERFORMANCE; FUSE Revolution Counter Revolution

FUSE Revolution Counter Revolution Sedan Chair

Yet another video surfaces of a performance I had the pleasure of taking part in at the Vancouver Art Gallery for FUSE, their quarterly interactive instalment where they blow open the doors to the membership for everyone, with curator Paul Wong, of Paulwongprojects. Enjoy!

Sexy This Week; Variety

Dove Body Shapes and Variety

Yes it’s true, women’s bodies come in all shapes and sizes since the beginning of man. As such we have all had our fair share of likes and dislikes as result of what we are attracted to when it comes to that aspect of human attraction attached to sexuality. Thankfully we are not created equal and all have something different to bring to the table, cause if we were all the same it would make for a very boring meal. You’ve heard the saying “variety is the spice of life”? Well I hope you have because variety in body shapes is what’s sexy this week. (more…)

Wacky Wednesday; Siim Camera Tipped Vibrator

Siim by Vakom

For those of you wanting a balls deep view, have I got one for you! The SIIM by Svakom of the US. This little lovely boasts a camera to see right in there during orgasm and whatever else you can think up to use it for.

Here is what Svakom have to say about it;

“Vibration. Pulsation. Visualization. It’s all here with Siime, our most innovative design that combines pleasure while allowing you to capture the most intimate moments and explore the most intimate parts of the body. Intelligently designed with a subtle light and built-in camera lens at the tip, Siime will allow you to experience pleasure like you never have before, both visually and through the sensation of vibration. The simple to use touch controls on the vibrating shaft combine with a USB cable for laptops, or smart phone application that allows you to simultaneously share your stimulation and intimate pleasure with your partner whether they are beside you or miles away. Made using, 100% green technology the fastest recharging in the industry, Siime will provide hours of uninterrupted, probing pleasure and exploration.”

So get in there and have a close up view for how the inner workings of the human body react during orgasm!!

Sexy This Week; Strong Arms

STW strong arms 2

Men spend a lot of time and a great deal of care working their arms, their biceps, triceps, and deltoids into works of art, sculpted marble, muscles that move and flex like molten lead. The women work as equally hard, doing the same thing, only to varying degrees in producing the desired shape, size and tone. Beautiful muscles well defined, stretching over bone and cartilage making strong arms, that’s what sexy this week.

STW strong arms 3Big strong arms of a man to wrap around you, smother and hold tight, arms to touch and caress, or simply admire from afar. The delicate sinews and sensuous arms of a woman, smooth and soft, shapely and strong capable of a long embrace. (more…)

Sexy This Week; Sex, Clean & Sober

stw drugs & alcohol

Let me start off by pointing out that I am no angel! Especially when it comes to having had my fair share of mind and body altering substances in the context of being social, or for extended periods of “boot knocking action”, I am NO angel! However in the past few years, lets say five for the sake of argument, I’ve been seeing and hearing a shift from folks regarding the type of sex they are having. Sex that I am indulging in as well, sex that is clean & sober, and that’s what’s sexy this week.

Indulging in the past-time usage of mind and body altering substances for extended periods of sexual activity is something stw sweaty sexdone by many. (more…)

Wacky Wednesday; Golden Poop

golden poop

Just when you thought art couldn’t get any better, ART, just keeps on getting better. For that little something extra for the asshole in your life is this lovely piece of poop, albeit steam free. Coiled up like the view many of you get when you turn back for that wipe and quick glance into the bowl of your own piece of art that many tend to brag about to friends, family, and loved ones. On the flip side, I can think of delivering this lovely golden coil to those most deserving, a lovely reminder of the truly golden piece of shit they are! That is however, the way I am interpreting this lovely piece of art. After all, art truly is in the eye of the beholder! 🙂

For more fun and thought provoking pieces have a gander at what the folks at The Plaid Zebra have “compiled for you. Truly inspiring!

Sexy This Week; Human Touch

Caress-

We all crave it at certain points in our lives, from light play, simple reassurance, a hello, goodbye, a genuine compliment, or a congratulatory pat on the back. Simple actions that warm the heart and soul creating feel good emotions, emotions that make a person feel connected, alive. Connected from one person to another, emotive feelings, and feelings of validation and comfort. Important things, and all from a simple action, an action of human touch, and that’s what’s sexy the week. (more…)

Wacky Wednesday; 12 Sex Positions You Can Knit Yourself

Kama Sutra Knit

Sure beats that christmas sweater your aunt keeps making for you!! Knit one, purl twice 😉

From Trixie Von Purl

About the Book

Spice up your needlework with this adventurous, irreverent, and fun guide featuring twelve projects inspired by the Kama Sutra—the classic illustrated handbook of sexual instruction—the perfect gift book for playful needle crafters.

Knit a variety of the most popular positions from the classic Kama Sutra, as well as a few of the more intriguing acrobatic poses with this frisky project book that is sure to get your creative juices flowing. All twelve projects include a witty overview highlighting quirky facts and information relating to each position, clear, easy-to-follow knitting patterns and detailed instructions for every stage, and gorgeous full-color photographs to help you visualize your progress, step by step. (more…)

Sexy This Week; Whispered Sweet Nothings

whispered-sweet-nothing

We have many erogenous zones throughout our complex bodies, from head to toe, side to side, and all the places in between. One of my favourites, so intricate, full of purpose with flowing lines and deep cavities, hard and firm, yet soft and pliable, attached on either side of the head, the ears. The inner ear the collective organ that filter vibration so we can hear, and the outer ear consisting of tissue made up of cartilage, dermis, and epidermis creating a working structure to aid in the workings of the organ, the inner ear.

Full of nerves, sensitive to touch, heat, cold, and air. The air of the (more…)

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